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Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter, from the local WalMart: Dear Mrs. Harris: Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion, in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to, ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Harris, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras: June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. We don't have a Code 3. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. August 14: Moved a, 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while, loudly humming the, 'Mission Impossible' theme. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his, 'Madonna Look' using different sizes of funnels. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed; 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where is the fitting room? And last, but not least: 16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile; then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.

Thanks folks. Yep, I found that 50 page booklet - I was hoping asking on here might be a shortcut to reading it cover to cover! (especially as it's a non-searchable pdf.) But direct advice from experience is usally better than FC advice imo as well. Or useful alongside. Glyphosate: i'm trying not to use it at all. I'm interested in views on whether Kerb (propyzamide) is any less, or more, evil than glyphosate???

Old wasp honey comb ?

Agreed, but before I hunt out some Taste, here's a little snippet from Leafhound front man,and cousin of Mike, Peter French, the family resemblance is amazing, they could be brothers.Talking about the the reforming of Leafhound.

‘The president is unhinged’: Trump’s online behavior grows increasingly odd | Donald Trump | The Guardian WWW.THEGUARDIAN.COM The US president’s recent behavior is strange to many, from reposting a false AI video of himself to confusing comments during press conferences An alternative view from the Gridiron...

smart! great band, always reminded me of Taste - another underrated outfit...

close, but no cigar, I'll not keep you in suspense,, it's Mike Halls, Leafhound guitarist, on the Growers of Mushrooms album. going through some old hotrod stuff and found a pic he sent me of the Ford Model A hot rod he has, he's in California somewhere, and as far as I know, still playing blues. and here's another from them, from back then,, enjoy.

Bit much to take on a job though, you'll need a strong branch to hang a pulley on and someone to drop the weight from a convenient height. Otherwise problem solved👍

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not sure who the guy is but surely jeff beck once owbed the car?!!! Could it be john mayall?

:“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold”

I'd be happier if they came from UK/EU.

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You still in Glasgow Charlie?

@logjam Very funny!!

thanks for the ideas - it doesn't seem man-made to me, it smells natural rather than chemically...I've added more pics if that helps

Morning all, Heading further north today. Power had not been reinstated yesterday where we are going. Should be back on by this evening 🤞 Have a good week

Good morning Arbtalkers and here we go again 😉

Not starting new role until the end of the month Les. It will be a bit of a rude awakening too! The body clock has me awake early but early starts and early finish for something an hour away is different! High cloud and breezy here. Be good everyone and hope the phonecwas busy bringing in work! Chew, Pitta.

Morning, dry here. Sort out a wind blown birch first then go fell some more.

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Morning chaps Due to start the new job this week pete ? Good luck with it mate 🤞