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Nice to see a post like this pop up for a change. Good aftersales support makes a massive difference when machines are earning their keep every day. Quick turnaround, clear communication, and no messing about is exactly what you want when something goes wrong. Stories like this are why some brands keep loyal customers for years.

Swap injectors like when you're diagnosing a dead coil.

An estate I know of tried to weigh a big Fendt and triple axle spreader to check that they weren't being done and failed as their weighbridge was only rated to fifty tonnes 🤭😅

Looks like a tap not turning off to me, as if injector valve not shutting. Then that could be electrical or a fault in the injector itself.

Not sure if I have mentioned this set before. I have only used it a handful of times, it didn't cost more than £25 but it has made some very tricky jobs sooooo much easier. It is basically for removing any bearing that has disintegrated especially ones in blind holes. Although it was cheap, it has been stonking. The latest one was removing a disintegrated wheel bearing from the Mother in Laws walker. You insert the appropriate die inside the outer bearing race, do up the top to expand it tight then use the appropriate puller to pull the offending item out.

A dairy farmer near me also deals in maize silage, selling it to other farms in Cheshire. He has a big Valtra and an absolutely massive tri-axle silage trailer that he carts it about in. I have had it on good authority that he is regularly running around at over 60 tonnes gross(!!!).

Thanks it was lovely ground and everything went well for us too get it up

A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed. He asked her where she was going. She replied: “I’m going to Las Vegas”. He questioned her as to why. “I just found out that I can make £500 a night doing what I give you for free”. He pondered that then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch. “And just where do you think you’re going?” “I’m going with you!” he replied. “Why?” she asked. “I want to see how you are going to live on £1,000 a year!”

Here’s another hedge but had too burn as I went a lot of dead thorn in underneath this one with Barb wire grown in

An electrical engineering exam. The professor screws the student. - All right, last question for 3: How many light bulbs are there in the classroom? The student looks up, counts: - Eight! - Wrong, I have one with me, in my pocket. See you at the retake. Retake. The professor knocks out the same student again. - Last question for 3: How many light bulbs are there in the classroom? - Nine! - Wrong, I didn't get a light bulb today! - But I did!

Buy one and do it then if it’s what you want. You only live once.

Plenty of beech

Three men - aged 25, 35 and 45 - had applied to work for the FBI. They'd all passed the previous tests, and now it was time for the final test. All three men were sitting in a hallway with their wives, waiting to be invited into the test room. It wasn't long until the 25-year-old man was invited in. An FBI agent instructed the man to sit down, gave him a gun and said to him: "Go shoot your wife." The man immediately stood back up, practically screaming: "Absolutely not! I love my wife - besides, she's pregnant with our first child! I don't want this job so badly as to kill her for it!" And he stormed out of the room. Then, the 35-year-old man was invited in. He too was instructed by the agent to go shoot his wife. The man, sitting at the table, looked at the gun with a contemplative face for a moment, but ultimately lifted his head and said: "I'm sorry, I can't. I love her too much to be able to kill her for this job." And so, the man walked out of the room. Finally, it was the 45-year-old man's turn. The agent put the gun on the table in front of the man and said: "Go shoot your wife." With an eagerness he hadn't felt in ages, the man immediately grabbed the gun and walked out to the hallway, closing the door behind him. A few minutes passed, during which a horrible racket could be heard from the hallway, and the 45-year old man returned with blood all over his clothes. Upon his return, the FBI agent asked the man: "What the hell took you so long? And why are you covered in blood?" The 45-year-old man answered: "Yeah, sorry. Had to beat her to death with a chair because some asshole put a blank into the gun."

Thanks I always cut out most of the bigger stuff and wind in the smaller trees and whips

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Well, there's the obvious Investment Banker, (W for B). If I've understood the game correctly.

Second video shows it working on one cylinder and the other not firing and fuel spurting? I'd say the high pressure connection between the fuel rail and the injector has come adrift in the manifold assuming it is at all like a car.

I always fancied swapping out the R for a W on one of those, tyre extinguishers style, just for kicks. It works with two others as well, Thunder (C for T) and Warrior (a for o, sort of). Anyone got any more?

Let's see it then. And check your PMs.

I am on a bit of hedge laying at the moment, only a few hundred meters to do, couple of fences grown in as well for good measures, nice and rusty, perfectly camouflaged, to take the edge of your saw!

Referred to round here as buggery grips 🙂

I went to an auction and bought a Van Gogh coffee table. I know it's genuine, there's a bit of veneer missing.

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