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Doug Tait

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  1. I did it once, not the car bonnet thing but the old hear a chainsaw and go running to find it. Discovered two old guys with a tirfor pulling a severed limb out a big softwood. Went over and said hello, I've a climbing kit in my car if I can help at all? The guy was enraged, "so the F have I and if I thought I f'ing needed it son I'd be wearing it!". I started using the phone to enquire after that.
  2. Morning all. Off to meet a hiab lorry today for a tour of the regions towns putting up Christmas trees. HoHoHo.
  3. I heard a theory that Braverman was trying her best to get sacked in order to position herself as "not one of them" come the next leadership contest. They reckoned resigning wouldn't wash but getting sacked would give her some separation from the cabinet when the ship goes down. It wouldn't surprise me.
  4. Can they not tell what use autotune saws have had when they're plugged in to diagnostics?
  5. Some say once they've experienced human blood they develop a taste for it...
  6. Morning all. Bright and cold, no rain forecast today for a change.
  7. That reminds me of the conversation I had with my mum when Scottish Prisons banned slopping out because it was inhumane, I just wondered how much compensation I was due for all the caravan holidays as a kid...
  8. Morning all. Touch of frost here too but no rain forecast, roll on the weekend.
  9. You driving a taxi now Jake! I had a tough day mate. Left house at 8.20 for a 6min commute to a small reduction, 10am was back at my neighbours for a small Ash removal, had lunch then popped over your way to watch Logan reduce a paper birch. Home by half 3, knackered...
  10. Morning all. Back at work today, bit of a shock after 2 weeks, if anyone can remind me which end of the orange cutty thing to hold...
  11. Oh dear. You got a butcher nearby? A proper butchers bone would last better. Otherwise if you've got the energy you could try teaching some tricks.
  12. If you've got a Kong toy or anything similar you can put peanut butter in it, keeps them occupied for a while trying to get it out. Or hide little treats around the house or garden for them to hunt out. Little frozen treats can be something different for them too, like sliced carrots.
  13. My goodness!
  14. I had a thread in the past where I was given some very helpful advice. Have a read, it may help. My Rowan is still in its new spot.
  15. Morning all, as usual the clocks changing causes discombobulation here. Really wish they'd stop this nonsense!
  16. Morning all. Yet another nothing day for me. You folks have a good one.
  17. Jake I've not been near your bedroom window since my beard went white!
  18. How are things today Ted?
  19. Busy day for you then!
  20. Morning all. See Mr Hutch is in first to open up for the day! Off to worship the physio this morning, not much else planned. Have a good day...
  21. Wasn't slobbering enough Mark
  22. Wouldn't be the first time
  23. I'd vote for Steve's youngest, bring a measure of maturity...
  24. If you can spell 'achieve' correctly in your governmental publicity you'll get my vote.

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