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Ratman

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  1. You forgot piggy paradise [emoji6]
  2. I was with aviva eggs 3 yrs ago, had same scenario, have since swapped to axa, then hastings, now with budget van insurance. £205 fully comp. i only spec £500 contents on that though which is pretty standard i think now a days. Insurance is grim for everyone i think these days with all false claims and theft.
  3. Schindler’s List and Shawshank Redemtion
  4. Sod the title thread eh...... favourite three then!!!
  5. 3 to watch, not seen any of em. Watched Predator last night, another classic!
  6. Inspired by spuds comments on using harsh language on felling trees. Aliens is my favourite film, whats yours?
  7. Railsidings at Gisburn, behind auction mart, Richard “waddy” Really good to deal with and helpful.
  8. Ratman

    Jokes???

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in Carlow , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
  9. Thanks OSM, i just found stripping pallets a ball ache, we have a local supplier up here who is DIRT cheap for tanalised products, so just not worth the time and effort, and i dont need to paint it. The £60 included hook & band hinges for little gate at left, and main section of fence which allows me to swing the fence forward or backward, or even lift off the posts if i need to get anything bigger/wider than the fence further down the drive.
  10. I made a simple fence to go across my drive, its what i call hit and miss boarding, you may agree or not? Was £60 for everything, but allows the wind to go through it, but driving rain doesn’t, i end up with a dry spot behind the fence, (until natural forces and spread of water occurs) i’ll be cladding my log store in the same way when i build it on to the rear of my garage. Looks neat and tidy too.
  11. You just reminded me of the Blain in Predator that spits his excess all over Dillon’s boots in the helicopter..... bloody awful stuff!!! [emoji37]??
  12. You been watching that film again [emoji6]
  13. Ratty can fix it for you eggs [emoji6]
  14. Any of you guys actually had a saw do the above and tested out your ppe whilst on a job? Hopefully you haven’t gone as deep or even had serious injury of course!
  15. Not at all.... i’m virtually led down ?
  16. ?‍♂️ cant say bob_z_l its just what they put up on the board. I think it will be hard to prosecute accurately at 72mph specifically. Each county used to be set by its individual chief commissioner a 10% + (whatever they decided)
  17. We’ve had a bulletin put up at work to warn drivers about these new smart motorways, M1 and M5 i think it is. Max speed will be 72mph, anyone over that will carry an endorsable ticket + fines. When i get to work i’ll take a snap shot and post it up for all you southerners that frequent these areas daily.
  18. Bit of info on .gov site but not sure about a official list of sites. Sneaky buggers though eh!
  19. You had the V6 Steve or just the 2.5dci?

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