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Ratman

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  1. Some of those pieces are stunning!!! Nice share Darrin [emoji106]
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    Jokes???

    *Slips of the Tongue* 12 of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on TV and Radio 1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator – 'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.' 2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – 'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.' 3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – 'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria .. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!' 4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – 'Ah, isn't that nice.. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..' 5. US PGA Commentator – 'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ........ Oh my god !! What have I just said??' 6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.' 7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, 'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard! 8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters: 'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.' 9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: 'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this. ' 10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.' 11. Michael Buerk on watching Philippa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: 'They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts.' 12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: 'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself.'
  3. Stated his facts in his first post..... (i shall repeat) ya cock!!!
  4. He didnt suggest, he gave a possible! Ya cock!
  5. You contacted TFM, my mates dad used to use them for livestock fencing when he lived in wales, think they have about 4 or 5 outlets.
  6. [emoji848][emoji848][emoji848] errr...... [emoji849][emoji849][emoji849] dont bother!
  7. For christ sake dont put a greyhound in your company for that length of time.... poor thing will be begging for the syringe!!!
  8. Go find your pillow and follow the youtube guidance to smothering again!
  9. You booked your trailer test then [emoji23]
  10. Same with our boxer, shes soft as owt and just wants to play, but typical boxers.... she bounces on her front paws so i put on lead just to calm her. She sniffs and they sniff and usually its all good, but occasionally theres a brave one like ya say, usually a yorkie, jack russell, cockapoo and the likes. Chuffing car sponges on a piece of string i call em.
  11. Think and would also Hope Stubby that she takes em on! Fucking love seeing porkies avin it up em! I genuinely think she had a clear cut case if she can get the witness to back her!
  12. Only legal requirement if your dog is on the dangerous dogs register. Chuffing joke cos majority of the nastiest dogs out there are your handbag dogs!
  13. Just a shame with all the new houses being built, and roads are shagged, but the countryside surroundings and town, ifs history etc is great.
  14. Weird to look at, very sharp and prominent, almost looks like its just been painted on. Smart though.
  15. Weird to look at, very sharp and prominent, almost looks like its just been painted on. Smart though.
  16. The link he posted earlier takes you to conservation-contractors website, he said he was in charge of “teams”.... so i’m assuming hes the boss??..... he also said he was 65 1/2 yrs old??..... and the owner william warden (the person in the photo) i think looks about 65 1/2 yrs old possibly ?‍♂️ Thought that was quite good detective work there. I may be wrong tho
  17. Soz Westy, took dog out, made tea, blah blah blah! As above really, but i disagree about E clips only being used once then throw away, i think a lot just depends on the application.
  18. Ratman

    Jokes???

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