bluebedouin

Or if he's english...http://translate.google.com/translate?u=https%3A//kovkapro.com/tokarno-frezernoe-delo/test-tokarnyh-mini-stankov-po-derevu/&hl=en&langpair=auto|en&tbb=1&ie=UTF-8

I miss the old phones that had a circular dial!

If you mean Tess of the Durbevilles,I have it as a talking book on cassette.So,if you have a Sony Walkman you could listen to it whilst sat on the bog!Pm me your address & I'll stick it in the post.

On the subject of optical illusions are you referring to the knob in her glass?

A chap asks a prostitute for a shag and she tells him it’s £30. "Fine" he says, "but I’m a bit kinky". She agrees that this is OK as long as he doesn’t do anything violent. They get back to her flat and he gets out four big springs attached to some straps. "I want you to put one of these on each elbow and one on each knee" he asks. The prostitute is worried that she’s getting into something a bit heavy, but she goes along with his request. Then she is told to get down on all fours, naked, in front of him which she does grudgingly. Then he asks her to start bouncing up and down on the springs and finally he takes duck call whistle from his pocket. "Blow on this while I’m shagging you" he tells her. So he’s banging away at her from behind while she’s bouncing on the springs blowing the duck whistle. Suddenly she starts to enjoy the shagging, so much so in fact that she experiences the most fantastic orgasm she’s ever had. After they’ve finished she says "Wow, that was the most fantastic sex I’ve had in 25 years on the game, how the hell did you make it so good?" "Ah," he replies, "Four spring Duck Technique"

Theresa May is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. She enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one. The patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race, Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm, As langs my airm." May is confused, so she just grins and moves on to the next patient. The patient responds: "Some hae meat an canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat an we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit." Even more confused, and her grin now rictus-like, the PM moves on to the next patient, who immediately begins to chant: "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timrous beasty, O the panic in thy breasty, Thou needna start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle." Now seriously troubled, TM turns to the accompanying doctor and asks "Is this a psychiatric ward?" "No," replies the doctor, "this is the serious Burns unit."

Well,no.They wouldn't be able to understand you!

Not necessarily wrong but maybe do more.If you really want to continue in arb work then perhaps do what Eggsrascal suggested & look further afield.That screenshot I put up earlier was advertising a job in Coventry.About 4 hours drive away from Plymouth.Go up on a Sunday,work the week come back Friday night. I used to live in Southport & work out of Shoreham.Six to seven hour drive (depending on traffic).But it was a bloody good wage.(That I couldn't get in Southport)

Bit of irony in the list of recent activity.

Coming down thick & fast here.

There are various charge points all over the country.Try this website. I'm a member of the ecarclub,although I haven't used it for a while.The Nissan Leaf is a lovely car to drive but I did have a problem on a longer than normal hire.

Anybody still own a Tarpen chainsaw?Came across this ad on the inside front cover of a booklet from 1957 of the Botanic Gardens Kew.

There's no need for name calling,I was only trying to help.

These are the original files as jpg's.If you right click & open in a new tab you should be able to see them full size.

DAVID BLAINE TEST This is creepy! . . . . . Think of a letter between A and W . . . . . . . Repeat it out loud as you scroll down . . . . . . . Keep going . . . . . . . Don't stop . . . . . . . . . Think of an animal that begins with that letter . . . . . . . . . Repeat it out loud as you scroll down .. . . . . . . . . Think of either a man's or a woman's name that begins with the last letter in the animal's name . . . . . . . . .. Almost there . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down . . . . . . . Take the hand you counted with and hold it out in front of you at face level . . . . . . . Look at your palm very closely and notice the lines on your hand . . . . . Do the lines take the form of the first letter in the persons name? . . . . . . . . . Of course they F****ing don't ! . . . .. . Now smack yourself in the head, get a life, and stop playing stupid forum games! . . .

Those commie, pinko muslim-lovers get everywhere Huh what's that got to do with........ Ah.Sorry misread that.

This one any good to you?

Ratchet strap.

Makes a nice holder for my vodka optic.

You missed out on a few kudos points there.You should have added,"and I'm married to her"

This is the vid.

Not showing on desktop either.I get this then it goes blank.

From their website:"Villager stoves have a data plate that can be found fixed to the lower left hand side of the appliance." Pictures of the models can be found here. List of manuals here.

https://4x4vehiclehire.co.uk/tow-car-hire/

Keep knocking the nest down as they build it.Spray peppermint oil or eucalyptus oil around the shed.