bluebedouin
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Everything posted by bluebedouin
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Not changed much in the last 2000 years then!
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Did you find anywhere nice to stay?
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Duke of Edinburgh was driving through Glasgow when he accidentally hit a taxi & dented the wing of his car but with no damage to the taxi. The cabbie got out & started ranting & raving at the Duke who calmly sat there & took the abuse. When the cabbie stopped for a breath Prince Philip said, "My dear fellow there's no need to get so irate.Our insurance companies can sort out this little mishap.What's the name of yours?" Cabbie says,"Ah away & get fooked." Prince Philip replies,"And the address?"
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Just follow the directions in the link I gave.
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Looks like he won because it's still there. https://www.google.com/maps/@50.5027054,-4.4191656,3a,15y,324.55h,95.88t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sBJq9RGxQLqn124f_udahFw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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I suspect there's people on here that haven't a clue as to what that is!
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I've heard of a club foot but .......
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I don't have a passport,will my driving licence do?
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They'd just leave it on the doorstep & take a picture of it.In the case of hermes they'd take a picture of it on the step then pick it up & put it back in their van to take home.
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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. one of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little '0ral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma. The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.
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I thought this was quite funny.
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Is that the Lesbian channel?
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Making off without payment The offence of making off without payment, commonly known as 'bilking' is an offence under Section 3 of the Theft Act 1978.Warwickshire Police
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With most birthdays you always get the inevitable question: "What do you want?" Nine times out of ten they don't listen.Isn't it great when they do!
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That'd make a nice egg timer!
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They don't actually.Unless a particular bye law is in place to the contrary,speed restrictions don't apply to cyclists.
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A mother in law said to her son's wife after the baby was born,"I don't mean to be rude, but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter in law lifted her skirt and said, "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a fanny, not a fecking photocopier."
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Just seen on the news that Scotland has introduced the minimum charge for alcohol "to significantly cut the number of alcohol related deaths". So shoplifting will increase,muggings & burglaries to get the money will increase.People will be driving over the border to England on booze cruises. At the moment the extra money goes to the retailer,how long will it be before it goes to the government?
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I can highly recommend a Bedford CF1 bedouin conversion.Had ours for about 13 years,sadly gone now.
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1.I'd get him to define that & the reasoning behind it. 2.It may not be the size.As strange as it may seem,it may be because it's not the same colour as everyone else's! As you're right next door to a builders yard,I'd love to hear their logic of not in keeping with surroundings!
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Wouldn't take him long to find out. An***** Mo***** Hythe,Southampton 07557 ****** 02380 ******
