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Yournamehere

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  1. What like when she leant back and said you know how to whistle don't you, you just put your lips together and blow? Kids today blah blah blah. ETA Linky
  2. When yer a miyonaire you don't need a knobbler: you have staff to do yer knobblin for yer. HD Yourn.
  3. Is the chap on the saw wearing a m/c crash helmet? Or is that just a style of hard-hat & visor? And to add to the list: the pull rope across the junction! What did they think would hap if a van chugged in?
  4. Alder. No. Not a variety of beech.
  5. I didn't say I was offended; I said I found it pathetic. Because it wasn't for the purpose of learning anything about what it is like to be trans; it was purely for the salacious titilation; the showing off in front of mates and the trying to big yourself up by putting others down. It's like a someone saying 'Sir, Sir, it says in the bible sir, that you should love your fellow man sir. Do you love your fellow man sir?' But on the first day at University! All I could see were the Memes of Picard one face-palming in utter disbelief, the other crying out in desperation, "Who put the 50p in the Idiot?" As the question was asked and the asker looked around for laughter and approval from his class-mates, all was quiet, just the sound of a lone cricket that didn't get the memo. A tumble-weed blew across the scene and everyone just shook their head in utter, utter disbelief.
  6. Yes! Really.
  7. Pathetic. Utterly pathetic.
  8. Nah! Genius has one string looped around the wing mirror with a balloon on the end of the string: air drag on the balloon pulls one way, single handed operation pulls contrarywise to return. Bloody kids know nothing these days. Country's gone to dogs etc.
  9. sigh! there y'go. Section 12 closed all day; we had a match on with a visiting club. Nope go away we're cycling that day. Yep, all day. Section 14 Milan South Harting, the Village is the road, Pub? Nope, Church? Nope. F**k Off? Yep, That's the one.
  10. Loved the comment btl: 'This is why women live longer'.
  11. as in sawara/peas-ifera! if the cones are like small peas about half the size of the larger cones of lawson and hinoki/obtusa... then, yes, maybe.
  12. Hanging offence if you ask me.
  13. Yep. I would have thought that if the neighbour had given them a drop of ointment the leaves would be still green but hanging down lifeless until they then turned brown and fell. That the green leaves are still looking healthy does suggest that the brown section is just lack of water or just not taking to being planted. Cut out the brown section and go with what's left. And cut out those leaders too: it'll prompt the rest of the plant to bush out and produce much more abundant growth which will then all grow up together.
  14. Hmm, your time-scales are a bit awash there Mh; think of a piano keyboard - oh lord why can't we - whole geological eras pass within the space of a single key, individual species last but the width of a hair. The sun will expand to its red giant phase... on another piano keyboard... over in New York! Oomans as we know them will be long gone regardless of bigger brains and opposable fifth digits and regardless also of anything they do or don't do to the planet. They may die out they may evolve into something else. Maybe all mammals will be gone by then. Happy days. A perspective.
  15. Ah, sorry, my op was misleading. Shd be: If I had a wife. Who had a birthday...
  16. if I had a wife... who had a birthday... what could I... ah!... yes! this!
  17. Yep, sorry, was just playing as you got my Monty P. reference on the Softwood thread.
  18. Currently shittin its tits off since you ask.
  19. Someone said," The F*** even is that?" Someone here said, "Hornbeam?"
  20. Two Ronnies?
  21. Here To follow EdC's London Bridge story, as it's a rainy day, another good story well told that I thought about posting earlier but didn't.
  22. Yep cut nice and high and have a nice sit down and cup of tea before the next one.
  23. I don't like to piss on other people's fire-works; it being their big day and ev'tin. So I'll just leave this here.
  24. Sorry. Kinda struck a nerve there.

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