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Just watched the second half of that second video, and it is definitely tree porn! Almost needs moderating. 10 Bears has started something. Whatever next? Bonker with a conker? Sex with a Salix? (At least no headaches here) Porn with a thorn (For S & M, yeeeow, could be a bit too prickly.

Found another to feed the fetish! [ame] [/ame] This one has had its soundtrack removed due to copyright but it could well have been je t'aime. You will just have to sing it yourself but you had better stop if you feel the sap rising and are going for a woody!

[ame] [/ame] I don't think there is a law against it! If you become excited about the branches you may be done for stalking!

With the unguarded PTO as well it is to Health and Safety the equivalent of what Jeremy Clarkson is to Political Correctness. They say two fingers to both, but unfortunately being left with two fingers may be the best outcome when things go wrong in this case!

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I totally agree with Haljam and Commando on the Vision 500. We also have a 650 with twin doors which takes big logs but is a pain to control, particularly the ashpan door. We have an Aarrow Stratford for the water which is good. But the Clearview Vision 500 has passed Alicydon's test with flying colours as far as my wife is concerned!

Ash body? Maple or Rosewood neck/fretboard?

More hope for you in today's Telegraph. A paralysed man is able to walk using his brain only with new technology. Judith Woods - Telegraph You already have the love and support of your family, and of course us lot, you have youth on your side, you have a terrible nervous injury but as far as I am aware no other physical injury so there is a lot of hope now that a return to more independence will be possible. Love and Hope go a long way towards making a recovery.

All that muff diving,,,,I couldn't cope

Yes I saw this first hand last year down at our log cabin. Hornets built a nest about a foot away from a fully developed and active wasps nest. And I have found them to be very docile unless heavily provoked when they start spraying venom in the air then it is time to make a hasty retreat. We had a big log by the cabin once and I had cut out a seat with the chainsaw. We had sat on the seat many times before realising that hornets had made a nest inside the hollow trunk. They did not warn us once but when we realised there was a nest we obviously did not sit there any more. However a "right to roam" walker with a dog sat on it when we were not about and the dog started to dig into the hollow. It was stung a couple of times and the lady once on her head. She came up to the farm where my father examined her. Father was a bit of an entomologist and knew that the sting was no worse than a wasp in venom terms, but the sting itself slashes the skin which makes the wound more severe. He was parting her hair fascinated to see the damage but the lady was not so keen to help him with his quest!

One, two, three. Stone beats scissors and scissors cut paper, but paper beats stone!

Bit of a thread bump but I see Fuelwood Warwick are advertising a metal detection option for the Lucas sawmill. I am not sure if this is purpose built or adapted from the treasure hunting machines It claims a detection depth of 14". It would be handy if it was fixed to the carriage somehow and would make a bright red light come on every time it sensed something on the next run over to the right, as you cannot hear a buzzer very well over the saw blade noise. On the American sites a Garrett 250 Ace seems to be favourite and I see they are about £183 on Amazon [ame=http://www.amazon.co.uk/Garrett-Ace-250-Metal-Detector/dp/B00095ODBI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1442865201&sr=8-1&keywords=garrett+ace+250]Garrett Ace 250 Metal Detector: Amazon.co.uk: DIY & Tools@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FTquOTgAL.@@AMEPARAM@@41FTquOTgAL[/ame] Muttley's C Scope CS4pi is a little more [ame=http://www.amazon.co.uk/CScope-CS4PI/dp/B0010S6QSG/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1442865133&sr=8-1&keywords=c+scope+cs4pi]CScope CS4PI: Amazon.co.uk: DIY & Tools@@AMEPARAM@@http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ZFwg4MURL.@@AMEPARAM@@31ZFwg4MURL[/ame]

I normally try and protect them or move the nest if possible but sometimes it is inaccessible. We had some hornets starting to build in an unwelcome place and I just sprinkled a little ant powder near the entrance, not inside. Ant powder has about 5% pyrethrin whereas wasp killer is over 40% pyrethrin. The following morning all the Hornets had gone and there was not one dead one.

I thought that Argentina did well against the All Blacks and for a long time it looked as though there was going to be another upset but the Kiwis pulled it together in the last quarter

[ame] [/ame] The two free running tries from South Africa were stunning, I have a lot of sympathy for the smaller Japanese when a six foot nine forward is coming at you full speed. But the last two tries from Japan were Rugby at its best, slick handling, perfect timing and a joy to watch. It was interesting how the Japanese pushed the South African pack back for their first try. You would not have believed it possible against such a big pack but perhaps there is a lot of leg power and the way they combine their strength has much to do with it.

Not proud of my lifetime ear defending record. In my teens and twenties.....Ford 5000 hours on end open cab and no silencer followed by Track Marshall 90 crawler with cab, even noisier and track levers that were so hard to operate that still nobody has been able to beat me arm wrestling and I am over sixty now! The days work was usually followed by loud music in the bedroom/ car and also started playing lead guitar in a rock band with Strat and 200 watt Marshall. Punctuated by spells of rabbit shooting at night from a car sunroof with a Browning 5 shot semi. Thirties onwards the Q cabs started to appear but never wore defenders for the occasional chainsawing or hammer drilling. Much more cautious now but my hearing is not too bad except at places like pubs and Weddings but I think that is the same for most men of my age. It is not that you cannot hear , more that you cannot decipher. Looking back it seems that on most occasions the sound was relatively short lived apart from the tractors and this is where ear defenders are a must, for all day long exposure. I really need them on the Palax and Lucas Mill when the whine of the circular saws really is deafening when used day after day. If I had my time again I would buy the best defenders available but it might have looked a little odd with the rock band! Sometimes a little pretend deafness is useful when the wife is after something!

I found that there is nothing to blunt a chainsaw more than ivy on the side of a building as thick as my arm. I found the best tool was a really sharp small hand axe, having tried levers, saws, wedges etc

I predict that there will be periods of cold weather, also a chance of snow but more likely in the New Year. There will be rain at times and also frosts which may lead to ice on the roads. There will also be fog at times but there may be bright sunny days in frosty weather. There will also be days when it is just dull and overcast. There will be Warner days and colder days and windy days and calm days I think that about covers everything

If I had farmed using the weather forecast, I would have been bust years ago!

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The Stihl jaws are 22 inches wide and here is a picture of them lifting a 20 inch log with the Matbro. Hopefully I can upload a video bu t it was rather difficult to film with one hand on the camera and the other on the joystick!

Years ago I bought a pair of Stihl tongs but I cannot find them on the web. However they look identical to the Bahco 1434, even down to the handle, so perhaps Bahco took over the design. I cannot tell the size from the photo but I will measure the Stihl ones fully open today for you.

I was clearing some brash debris with the forklift and muck grab round the edge of a pond. It was a cabless old Manitou and the nettles were very tall and leaning into the machine as I drove forward. I felt this slight "pricking" on my thighs but initially thought that it was the nettles. when I looked down, to my horror there were about twenty wasps all with their backs arched trying to sting me through my jeans. The jeans luckily were thick enough so that just the tip of the sting was penetrating the jeans but not the flesh. I jumped off, left the engine running and ran like hell across the field and felt two or three in my hair. After smacking my head several times I eventually found sanctuary in my car some distance away. The amazing result......not one sting!!! This rather vindicates the theory of leaving the engine running Quarter of an hour later went back to the forklift and with no sign of any wasps I just turned off the engine and departed quickly. Recovery of forklift took place the following morning suitably clothed!

With a little practice on the forklift or front loader you can lift and deposit logs without leaving the tractor seat. Just have to wait for them to spin in the right direction then it is all timing! A nudge down and a change of angle usually releases them easily. They should manage a 20" log but work well on longer 12". If you have someone helping with the handle make sure they stand away from the log one arm outstretched as the action of lifting can snap the thing shut and potentially cause an injury.

Years ago I bought a pair of Stihl tongs which look identical to the Bahco 1434s on the link. They look a bit wappy and I have lifted logs that were far too big for their design but they have never let me down. High quality Stihl steel!