Stubby

The local Salvation Army band are pretty shit !

Just for the record I only have one wife . Are you suggesting that my wife is in some way to blame for the situation ?

Three sisters in India aged 12 ,14, and 16 throw themselves off a 9 story building , to their deaths , because they had their mobile phones conficated . I know I am several generations apart here but I just don't get it .

Its doing a 100mph standing still !

Rain and mud .

Morning fellas . Rain , rain and some mud !

You have lost me there matey . Who do you mean ?

My wife saw a car she fancied advertized . She phoned and the salesman said put a deposit on it which she did £400 .He then said its at our Fareham branch , we will bring it over tomorrow . Tomorrow comes , he calls her and says really sorry but before we copuld bring it over the bloke there sold it to someone else . Finance aranged . So my wife says ok , shit happens can I have my deposite back . He says sure . In the mean time my wife finds another car at a local dealers and puts a deposite on that . 3 days later the original garage phone her and say the car is now avalible as the finance was not approved . My misses says she has found another one as you said it was sold and where is my deposite . After several days of irate calls my misses goes " full Karen " on the bloke and say she and me are coming down to sort it out . He says ok , ok I will do it now and sends her £ 250 . Now she is going apeshit as it was £400 deposite . On the phone again . Eventually it gets resolved but took nearly 2 weeks from the start . Fcuking people ! .

Morning all . As has been said no rain today , PHEW ! 5c .

Original post from July 25 . I think it was just a wind up anyway . Not heard a dickie bird from the OP .

Oi oi then troops . The ground is saturated here . Still raining . 5c .

So , the bus driver who chased after the bloke that stole a necklace from one of the the passengers , caught him then defended himdelf when the thief puched him by punching him back and laying him spark out got the sack . Both men were arrested but the driver was subsequntly relieced with out charge . The bus company said he left the bus with the doors open but on the bus camera you can see that he locked the doors . He said that he dosn't want his job back now as he is pissed that the company took that attitude . You just can't friggin win .

Morning all . Have a good one .🙂

I thought it was taking the piss out of an umbrella and spec savers .

I once attatched a motorway size traffic cone to my mates car . It looked like something from a 60s sifi film . I first put one on the roof to distract him . he removed that and then drove from Porchester to Bognor all down the M/A 27 . Parked up at his house and went in . Discovered it next morning .

Have you considdered putting your Husqvarna in the shop for a proper birthday . Sounds like you may have an air leak . Could be a cheaper solution .

Morning Douge , morning all . Its a little bit very rainy here and 7c . The cows have churned up the field next to me and its heavy going walking rouind .

Back from Fratton , Pompey 3 ---- 0 West Brom . To be fair they were a bit shit so not letting it go to my head !

I have a file . I just have to push it , the rest is automatic .🙂

Unlike the DPF where if you don't take the guts out of it it will still clog up even if you deleat the regen prog .

For those watching the snooker in black and white ...The geen is behind the blue .

Morning Doug , morning all . Off to Fratton Park for the match against West Brom .

I'm happy youre happy mate .

You is classy as fcuk Mick . I won't have it any other way mate !

Oi oi then !