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Christopher Schroeter

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  1. I live fairly close to this. We visited when I was about 10 and my mam and dad couldn't find me, until my head popped out of the top of this hedge!
  2. A yooth in a massive tractor nearly took me out on a roundabout recently. Just zero lane discipline. And he had his headphones on so didn't hear the foghorn blast from my little C1! He wouldn't have even realised if he drove over the top of me!
  3. Pictures on the app are still wrong.....but amusing!
  4. Deleted everybody 0001 1st January 2017. Even the wife! But my account is still there cos I haven't saved photos and stuff that is on there. And I keep track of a couple of bands on there for tours and albums etc. It's brilliant not having to see the pictures of friends of friends of friends weddings and babies and stuff.
  5. Who have you spotted out and about.. Special Branch Dan messing about in Bishop Auckland
  6. I downloaded one called Smart Measure to try. I tested it at various distances against known measurements and it was so far wrong that I deleted it and continued my search for a laser rangefinder.
  7. I'm looking forward to a nice ToftHill Winery Elderberry KO. The BlackBerry is supposed to be a good tipple too!
  8. The pictures and the threads don't match on the mobile app.
  9. Just a bit of a twist then. It's doing a bit better than this one on the same site. Dead as a dodo. Right at the public entrance to the building and over the picnic benches and children's play area!
  10. Is this kind of longitudinal crack just from expansion due to the thin bark of the Beech? I've never seen it before.
  11. https://www.rhs.org.uk/advice/profile?PID=772
  12. Chlorosis? Like Stubby says it could be potassium deficiency as that causes yellowing at the leaf margins first.
  13. Your child is being murdered by a killer carrot and the first thing you do is take a picture. Tsk.....what is the world coming to?
  14. Waaaaa!!!
  15. You'll need more than that after I've let these poor monkeys out!
  16. That's for when I get too warm. Minus 80 will do!
  17. I can see a peep of sunshine from the window of the basement lab! LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
  18. Haha. Then the 4th mate, turns up with his little Willy rammed into a pear. The doorman looks at him for an explanation. I've come in dis-pear!
  19. The host of a fancy dress party answers the door to find a man on the step carrying a woman on his Back!* It's supposed to be fancy dress mate, come back when you've got a costume. I am in fancy dress. I'm a tortoise. This is Michelle
  20. Nice stories. I slowed down in the car as I saw an old couple on a country lane on the verge looking at their car. I gave the thumbs up but they gave thumbs down so I pulled over. They had flattened not one but two tyres on the same massive pot hole. Ah well....i wasn't in a rush. So I changed one wheel for the spare...loaded it in my car and after making sure the lady was safe in the car I drove the man 5 mile to town to get the puncture fixed. Drove back...replaced the other tyre and put the flat in the boot so they could go straight back to the tyre shop. They insisted on stuffing £20 In my hand. Absolutely didn't do it for reward but as I was quite broke it was very welcome!!
  21. How long does that kind of carving take? It's amazing. Got to be worth more than that too.

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