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AHPP

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  1. How is stuff getting to the chipper? Have you got a winch on the crane?
  2. AHPP

    DHL

    Who’s good everywhere?
  3. Doing the full monty on my van brakes requires either a 16mm, an 18mm or quite possibly both. Renault, you bâtards.
  4. AHPP

    DHL

    Learn where her clitoris is and do it the old fashioned way.
  5. Mick. Fix us up with the correct meme for Timberwolf quietly pissing all over both of them.
  6. There are similar ones (including a Warn) powered by battery drills. Or the sailing winch based ones with a drill. There’s sort of a gap in the market for a winch that runs off an impact wrench. Foresters already have them for rattle wedges.
  7. AHPP

    ArbDogs? Pics!

    Yeah. I don’t get it either.
  8. I was going to suggest winching, considering how easy it would be to get a rope in with no branches on the inside.
  9. In the world of hairy outsiders, how does that one rank? It looks heavy to me.
  10. Get 5thelement to have a look at it. Could be 18" after all.
  11. Walk to Hastings, nick a sea kayak, aim for Boulogne ish. Push off at 03:00, ten miles out by daylight, there for dinner.
  12. Just as well everything’s already built. The poofs of this generation will be marveling at someone changing a lightbulb soon.
  13. Dust 'em with the red, spicy stuff. Cayenne/chili powder.
  14. Not to mention all the above enrages me. An enraged operator is a less safe, less productive operator.
  15. More fatigue lifting your left arm up, forces your left hand closer to the piece than you want it when sycamore is popping sideways off the knife, you can't balance and adjust a slanty piece, slower to get the ram down, slower to clear away finished product. Shit all round. The biggest problem is the forcing your left hand into a danger zone it doesn't need to be in, also meaning you can't use that hand to control the piece or guard yourself. Classic cobra effect design. More dangerous than a single.
  16. Thanks for suggestions. Not my splitter so got to be reversible.
  17. Hank Hill is turning in his grave. Those are unappetising coals.
  18. Just saw it again. It’s being sold by someone in Hampshire called Reuben.
  19. As per title. What do I bungee to what?
  20. Couldn’t get near her. Two uncles and a collie already on the job.
  21. I love the seatbelt on a digger. Comfortable like you say and way more productive on energetic work like wrestling stumps out.
  22. A cylinder that size is coming out at 0.55m3 and various websites are suggesting green densities over 1. Heavier than I thought. I'd have said 400 by eye. Bear in mind I have form for underestimating though. The last girl I fxcked turned out to be 15 stone.

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