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AHPP

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  1. Don't you worry about that happening. I discriminate.
  2. Ah. Month, not week. Mea culpa. Anyway, that's fine by me. The less tax taken the better. I can see why you want it taken though. You're long term dolescum. Tax is how other people's money became your money. And why are you so obsessed with these bureaucrats' rules for being here legally or not? What made you such a follower? A handsome and reassuringly dominant sergeant with a thick and lustrous moustache no doubt.
  3. He's outearning you, sleeps next to his wife every night and isn't being being robbed to pay for dolescum to sit on the sofa. Yeah, what a wanker.
  4. He's making six grand a week. I hope he enjoyed his day off and is happy with his new moped.
  5. I looked at another house with off grid water yesterday. I cannot be free of these parasites quickly enough.
  6. The joy of free markets is you don't need to do anything. However well intentioned, nobody knows how to sort water for everyone. So just back off and it'll sort itself out or it won't. Meanwhile, a factory worker in Falkirk won't be forced to a pay for a pipe to be run to a laird down a dead end track in Caithness.
  7. **************** it. Let it impode. We flush toilets with drinking water. We deserve to desiccate. No need to buy it back. Just remove the restrictions that grant the monopoly and send me photos of their crestfallen little faces when they realise they just had seventy million slaves walk out the door.
  8. Push it onto a flatbed trailer with a loader/digger (take that too). Use the flatbed as an infeed/outfeed table, loaded by the machine. Or leave the splitter up on the flatbed to gain some outfeed height.
  9. Dad's had one of those for ages. Very handy.
  10. That's enough wine for the rest of the year nearly!
  11. AHPP

    Chickens?

    The sum total of my chicken knowledge is in this thread.
  12. AHPP

    Chickens?

    External stimulus. My mate does. Get the fertile eggs from him. Hoping one of the chicks is male. Borne from an outside egg. Won't be incest the first time round.
  13. AHPP

    Chickens?

    Six hens and the two chicks (genders unknown). Six eggs incubating. 50% success rate last time. Three this time would be excellent and take the flock to eleven, one more than I started with in December. Would make this my most successful business venture to date.
  14. AHPP

    Chickens?

    What's it to you, white man?
  15. AHPP

    Chickens?

    Two chicks still alive and growing.
  16. AHPP

    Hügelhedging

    Mine had a shoot or two, probably grazed by chickens. It’s been dry too. Will throw some wire on it.
  17. OK. That is actually fair. I'm still laughing though, you imp.
  18. Go on. Go out on a helicopter job.
  19. Oh Mick. You've made my day you cheeky cnt.
  20. 😂 Be a ****************ing expert then!
  21. Beaten by the edit, Stubby.
  22. No no. Don't start caring about the answer being right now. They're walletfillius spores as far as you're concerned. Like money fungus.
  23. It's been said before, you are monstrously pikey. How many clients have you driven to a cashpoint this week?
  24. Double white stripes underneath for douglas isn't it? Similarly shit on conifers. And just trees really but you did ask.

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