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Bingo! Was waiting for someone to say Nirvana. I remember hearing Smells Like Teen Spirit played on Steve Wright's Non-Stop Oldies on Radio 2 and thinking then, "The job's fuxked if that's an oldie."
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I saw an advert for christmas stuff the other week. Someone’s computer calendar has broken.
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I was about to say similar. Must be the moon or something because everyone's a bit tense atm. I just played a game of five a side. Several people were right bitchy.
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Alternatively, shoot a few and the rest will get the message. Normality restored.
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You should weigh in on the Crimean war thread more. You presumably remember the last one.
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Looked fine, though there is some mixy round there. Had more the look of a wasted wook who'd wandered somewhere he shouldn't be at a festival. Took off, comically startled when we looked out of the window at him.
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One ventured onto the (large, block paved) driveway at mum and dad's the other week. Thought that was weird.
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I’m joking with you. I’m sure I saw on another thread that you’re Lithuanian? So you’re not Russian yet.
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Show us your balls, rusky.
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Have you not got an entire thread on here dedicated to that style of wisdom?
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Hang on a minute. On another thread you just said you have very VERY BIG BALLS. Which is it?
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You can suck Sviatoslav’s very VERY BIG BALLS.
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I’m glad you exercise the proper fiscal attitude towards the aforementioned ponces. Skin em while you can.
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What's the best options for cutting your own logs?
AHPP replied to Dougie Stirling's topic in Firewood forum
There are women who split barefoot on concrete. I wear crocs but only because I'm English. -
What's the best options for cutting your own logs?
AHPP replied to Dougie Stirling's topic in Firewood forum
The best chain is Stihl. Every hour is about right. Rakers are important. I’d wager your choke point is manual handling and I’d wager double that a lot of that manual handling is setting the work on a splitting block. Watch Buckin Billy Ray Smith golf swing through rounds on the ground on YouTube. It’s the way. -
Same. The trough is at least flat.
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Two shops swore blind you can and the boss chose to go with it. I remain sceptical.
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Course it can. It’s just a matter of whether it’s efficient and what the cost of crushing the gutters and bottom tiles if you slip is. I’ve done as much of this shed as possible from the skidder MEWP and the tower. Way easier than tiptoeing around on battens.
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I did put a bit of foam over the ridge, although I was only hanging against it when further up the roof.
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The executive can stick it up their arse.
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I did unclip while mum moved it six feet forward. Largely because earlier in the day I realised she was on careless driving form when she nearly catapulted me over a hedge pulling a lever on the skidsteer like it was an on/off switch. Fairly unsafe manbasketing.
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SRT. Safe roofing technique.
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Says 1946 on the receiver. Shame it’s not a 1947 model, like dad, who I bought it for. Took the bayonet off. Kept getting caught in something.
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Classist as well as racist! That’s at least two of you who’ve missed the joke now… I was batting it around let week as it happens. Been building a shed with dad. It was meant to be an exercise in using up scraps but he’s ended up buying loads of expensive, rubbish wood. Looking at all the feather edge here alone, a Woodlands and a lorryload of larch would have paid for itself over the years.
