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I'm still annoyed about the app. @Steve Bullman
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Gotcha. Sometimes I'm thicker than I look. You'd still be finding the amount of torque taken to overcome stiction, not friction though. If that distinction does matter. I share your amazement that there aren't easier papertrails for stuff like this. We have the internet. I asked Hyundai about the bolts for my my little chipper. Something fairly small like M8s that hold the blades on the drum. They told me something mad like 165 Nm, which they clearly googled and ripped off the Timberwolf specs that appear at the top of google for 'woodchipper blade bolt torque.' I suspect the bolts would have snapped like blackboard chalk. They gave me a more reasonable number after that, which I use because it's in writing and it's sane but I suspect that was still just derived from a chart.
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Does undoing with a torque wrench give you a true reading? Like how you’re meant to be moving when tightening to click to read friction, not stiction. Plus they’ll be rusted on etc. Plus in tension with the wheel.
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Yes, no, who can say. People get what they agree to. There’s no such thing as rates. This isn’t the milk marketing board.
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Apprenticeship plan: 2 days a week, forty weeks of the year for two years. 160 days. Income - £110 a day. Expenditure - £10/day for lunch and bicycle maintenance, £50/day to your mum for bed and breakfast, £50 in the gear fund. After two years you have £8000 in the gear fund (unless you bought as you went along). £2000 van £2000 insurance and tax £2000 rigging and climbing gear £500 2511T £1000 MS500i £500 sundries Just musing.
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Depends. If you teach the right sixteen year old a lot (over say 160 days over two years) then they should be coming out with enough money to set themselves up well for freelancing and they’ll be ready to perform and make more like £300/day. If you treat them like a bitch and they don’t learn anything, then yeah, they’ll want more money instead of education.
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I was climbing for someone once who said I could just fell a pair of butts on a block paved yard. One a bit under 3' DBH, one a bit over. I talked him out of it and chogged them onto pads, hugely unenjoyably. Suspect I was the stupid one there.
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Nah. It's all elbowy. Bad roll, lawn dents. Miserable chogging for the same reason but there are two of you.
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Tricky tree that you’ve made harder by fagging on with that shiny bullshit on the yellow strop. You gear obsessed kids wouldn’t know how to spit on it and make do. That’s where my mind went first, probably with some natural crotching in the third dimension. Am I close?
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That's the exact opposite point the cartoon is making. Let's say your arbtalk character nemesis StimepedP42 is a full on communist, a position I abhor. Their house smells of fags and the children have sticky fingers. I'd far rather go there and attempt, fail or not, to find common ground or convince them of the virtues of my position. Whereas let's say I share your opinion on most matters and we would both enjoy an afternoon clanging steels with a 223. I'd at this point take the communist because you make your position, whatever it is, feel unattractive by association. That doesn't mean I can't objectively view your opinions as what they are and put aside the source but the source will always factor in a bit. We're not 100% objective, utterly unemotional, utterly rational beings.
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As you well know, he's not outraged at whatever you're outraged at. He's (rightly IMO) despairing at the absolute cesspit this thread has become, pretty much because of you. You're not a noble terrier or a someone uncommonly dedicated to and consistent with an ideology. You're a shitposter for shitposting's sake turned up to eleven. And you're damaging your message by being so objectionable in the way you put it. I'd go to a gay bar that only sells absinthe and poppers rather than sit in a nice chair in a nice pub where I had to listen to you.
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I've made the point elsewhere on here before that I think the switching system on the Stihl MSA 220 tophandle and the MSA 300 backhandle is crass and dangerous. Might as well make it here too. One of the things I hated about it was the auto shutoff after x seconds. Look at this video posted on an unrelated thread today. tl;dr - It's a dodgy tree. Skip to 21:00. Bad union, questionable wood, backlean, road, cars, relatively untrained man with his trigger finger on a tonne winch. Check the road. Nibbling, watching, communicating. Check the road. Nibbling, watching, communicating. Check the road. Is that when you want your saw to turn itself off as a safety feature? ...uck no it isn't Yes, I've told Stihl this. Forcefully.
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Doesn't ring a bell. Seven Counties?
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I use mine in the house.
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How long’s your long lead, Rich? I assume the slippery plastic type that they can drag around?
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Nice. Another good day beating yesterday. Nearly had a chase. Dropped the lead to let him under a fence while I climbed through it. Hare goes at that exact moment. Grabbed it just in time.
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My Renault Master ones are useless, presumably because if you’re French and you need a drink, you stop work for two weeks. Door pockets are good though. Couple of 2 litre pop bottles and a flask each side. Capacious enough that you do occasionally find lumpy water. I wonder who has arbtalk’s grimmest van. Mine’s better than you think, apart from the dog expulsions.
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I suspect it isn't available in a sub 12 million pound version.
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Still no. Shilling for big washing up still I see.
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Someone watch this and report findings. I can't.
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Are they cooked on the insides of pans?
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
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Hell's tits, Dave. You're saying that with a quite clear subtext of hope and wishful schadenfreude. Step away from the celebrity. Totalitarianism isn't funny. It's all very funny when your team are winning and then very shit very fast when the other team suddenly has the the conch.
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Very yellow pheasant curry here again. Will have something else in March.
