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Bolt

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  1. I wondered why I didn’t have a bucket list. Then I turned the B into and F, and now it makes sense.
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    Jokes???

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    ArbDogs? Pics!

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    Jokes???

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    Jokes???

  6. When I was a kid, bedtime was 9pm. I couldn’t wait to be an adult so that I could go to bed at whatever time I wanted. Turns out it’s 9pm.
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    Jokes???

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    Jokes???

  9. Aaaaah, it was just the little grey cells, mon ami.
  10. Jane didn’t trip, she was pushed on the stairs. The Perp’ rumpled the carpet after the event to cover up the ruse.
  11. Not sure even Johnsond would disagree with you on that. That use of a bowline is just plain horrible.
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    Jokes???

    Bit condescending to instruct others to “Think about it” considering they put supermarket market.
  13. I glad someone had the presence of mind to bring what looks like the most enormous Rocket lolly.
  14. I used to use about 20:1 saw fuel to diesel mix for rat smoking duties in repurposed saw. Saw never missed a beat, but after 10 minutes the yard looked like a rollin’ coal convention.
  15. Mbepe autocorrects to ambrosia…. Bit of an endorsement.
  16. Congrats anyway. Children are indeed a gift.
  17. Not completely sure if Mbepe is a sperm donor or a fertility clinic.
  18. Maybe it identifies as a 200t. Have you tried launching it in frustration out of a really tall pine?
  19. Maybe think of them more as ‘guidelines’…. ….rather than actual law.
  20. Have you got a link to the DEFRA guidelines where it states it’s illegal to burn pallet wood? Asking for a friend.
  21. She sums up the mindset of a vast number of domestic customers in my opinion.
  22. Where I grew up, we used to control errant cows using a farmer, a couple of bits of blue alkathene and a collie.
  23. Airpod line

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