Bolt
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My girlfriend was telling me about an innuendo contest. So I entered her.
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I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too, Czech one too
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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek. The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde and she struck the pervert." The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me and she slapped him." The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark and she slapped me by mistake." The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap ol’ foggy again.
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PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel An OPTIMIST sees light at the end of the tunnel A REALIST sees a freight train The TRAIN driver sees 3 idiots standing on the tracks
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It would probably be spiked if it was bought in the commons.
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It’s hard to believe it’s been over 25 years since the world ended on the eve of Y2K.
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When you’re a good boy, but your mates get you into some sketchy sh!t.
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The penis is important, but I would imagine you really need to lose the balls as well.
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Be preemptive. Keep emailing a completed copy to them every day at 6am and 6pm until they ask you to stop.
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That, but also consider that the dB scale is not linear, and each 3dB increase represents a doubling of sound energy.
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If you already have the bars and chains from other saws, all you need is a compatible drive sprocket: 590 08 77-01 Husqvarna 3/8 Lo Pro Sprocket for 535iXP, 536Li, 540i WWW.CHAINSAWBARS.CO.UK Husqvarna 3/8 lo pro Sprocket 436Li, T535iXP, 535iXP, T536LiXP, 536LiXP, 536LiPT5, 536LiPX... £15 to experiment.
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3/8 .050 gauge. I assumed that a full chisel chain would be a more efficient cut than a semi, added to the fact that I reckon it’s easier to get it bitchin’ sharp than some chains, so I find it works on battery saws very pleasantly (ymmv) If you try to bog it, it will bog, so whilst cutting, some skill does get involved occasionally.
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Sorry, I meant I converted the battery 540i saws to 3/8. Infinitely better chain. Definitely wouldn’t bother converting the 3/8 lo pro to 1.1 .325.
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I converted my 540i saws to run 3/8 lo pro, as this allows the use of Stihl full chisel chain, which I think is superior to cut with (and also to sharpen) has anyone else tried this?
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If but this were true.
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Great work. We are all proud of you! Back right corner looks grand to me, everything is right where it should be.
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Seeking advice on best tool to deal with bramble infestation
Bolt replied to jonrec's topic in Landscaping
I would assume we weren’t talking hundreds, just ‘some’. Who knows… -
Seeking advice on best tool to deal with bramble infestation
Bolt replied to jonrec's topic in Landscaping
Me neither. Luckily the original poster only has a little plot of land with a couple of patches of brambles for his limited budget to deal with. -
Seeking advice on best tool to deal with bramble infestation
Bolt replied to jonrec's topic in Landscaping
Never cut through a thick bramble stem with some loppers eh? Princess. -
They’re for chickens. Pros disregard chickens.
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Only for pros.
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Most homeowners don’t bat an eyelid if a tradesman needs a powerpoint. I also use a 12v fag lighter charger, but that’s probably not the most useful option if travelling with a cargo bike.
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Doubt it will be his first time either.
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Probably just the 2 batteries if you take the charger with you.
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Impressive how you’ve matched the pattern on the trailer to the rifle stock.
