Bolt
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I, on the other hand, can think of a few farmers who would be up for doing that..... They do, after all... spend a fair bit of time on their own Drink lots of beer act stupid when they meet up. what they don't tend to do though is chew on bits of grass sit under haystacks say proooooooper job.
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Looks great, and I can hear it now... "Hello Mr Tennant, you know that new defender I just got, well - I popped out one of the headlights lenses whilst winching down in the woods - do you have any in stock?...........No?.................can you get one in, its the drivers side - oh, and how much are they, £40? ...........ewwwwwww £400!" Probably best for supermarket shopping and inner-city drug dealers.
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I have been running one for a few weeks now...... I got it from a nice chap on ebay. Balance..... Power........ Performance....... It's unbelieveable.
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I my experiance it isn't worth Jack. The last one I took down went for logs (about 10 years ago though). One bloke, who had been pestering and pleading for walnut for months ("I'll pay you a top price, bla-bla-bla") gave us a couple of quid as (it turned out) he "only needed a slither" for wood turning. This didn't supprise us at the time, as it's what always happens.
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Only 'blessed' Max Clifford (a thereby lies the problem).
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The correct term (in the interest of education) is Mothering Sunday (not mothers day - geeee, you lot are godless ) So I says to my misses when she woke up "I suggest you get up and do some mothering" ha ha. (yeah, like hell I did, I scampered around like a right house elf at first light getting all the little ones sorted )
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really though, why are you still up at this time of night!!!??
Bolt replied to Chris Gagen's topic in The Lounge
DVD box sets are what you need to entertain you throught those long hours...... Red Dwarf...... Spaced.......... Blackadder........ ahhhhh, the list goes on! I (or should I say WE) worked through the lot. Amazing how quick it goes from 10/10 annoyance when they refuse to settle, to 10/10 love when they nod off :-) Keep smilin...... -
My project to help you and arboriculture
Bolt replied to Tony Croft aka hamadryad's topic in General chat
How are you doing Dave? Still on the mend I hope? -
Is she still around, I thought she had died...... O no, I'm getting confused, that was Bernard Matthews.
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God, you are right I feel such a fool. And the two up the top are just typical landrover dodgy window seals
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come on chaps - man up...... its ok to watch it if you like it, there is no need to blame it on yor sis, or the wife :-)
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Now here is a quality cut-n-shut.... Before, boring 110 tipper... after, quality 90 tipper... Nice.
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You have to work on you cuttin' and pastin' mate only 6/10 for effort.
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I borrowed a stihl electric for the same reason (I am not really that used to having neighbours). Anyway, it was really noisy, and not a nice noise either - but that annoying electric whine. Stopped using it and went bach to using the Husky 338 (after all, it sounds like a foodmixer, and its no use for anything else...)
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Of course now you have to put up with crud ads on the radio in-stead-of. On planet rock, for instance, there is one that has a load of people with fake local accents saying place names. god, that is bad. dont know what thet product is tho as i always it turn off about "Dipperton"
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NPTC CS0 & 31 - best centre in Plymouth / Devon
Bolt replied to TimberCutterDartmoor's topic in Training & education
Not sure about the better training centres, as you only have the few usual suspects to choose from.... Lynher at Gunnislake. Kensey at Launceston. I suppose there is Bicton in Mid-Devon, and one whose name I forget near Camborne. You know of any more? If I had to choose, I would go for Lynher (but only because I used to work for them) Or kingswood (but they are in Kent ). I am sure you know pretty much all of this already though... Is there an Ulterior motive to your question? A little drip feeding going on, maybe -
Don't be rude to the judge..... and don't stare at the jurors.
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Chipping someone elses top link isn't as bad as chipping your own. I am reminded of a team in Mid-Devon that managed to chip their own jockey wheel. legendary. I bet they got sick of explaining how they managed that one.....
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Having a CS unit dosn't prove competence. Competence comes with training AND experiance. If your insurance company ask what units you have, and you lie, you may give the company an excuse to wiggle out if there ever is a claim. Personally, I think your insurance should get cheaper with each unit you hold.
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I, on the other hand, love to rant
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Is this from landrover themselves? Surely they have better things to do with their time than mess about with this rubbish. how much time do you think they spent on this? They could have spent the time, for instance, working out how other manufactures manage to get the bolts on their bonnets not to rust whilst the vehicle is less than a year old. Or how to make the optional middle seat in a 110 cost less than £495 (which is more than the dog costs that gets to sit on it) Idiots.
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I hear on the radio this morning (I suppose its true, you never can tell, given the date) that the South Downs that run along the south coast of the UK have become a national park. South Downs National Park Authority - Homepage When I lived in the dartmoor national park, we had plenty of hoops to jump through when we wanted to do tree work. Looking back it may not really have been all that nessessary. Has anyone ever got themselves into national-park-hot-water? Or are they really just a pretty toothless planning authority? cheers mate :thumbup:
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what would I do? Probably not blame the Health and Safety Executive for a start.
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I guess thats kind of my point. I am not the way I am through ignorance of the alternatives, I am the way I am through my experiances.
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To clarify.. I once was a "gamekeeper" (in this concept, I worked for a leading charity involved with the conservation of otters. We did the whole eco thing, planting trees, improving habitat, a groundbreaking captive breeding programme, education - you get the picture. Militant "anti". anti foxhunting, anti bloodspoorts, anti cutting-down-trees and pro save-the-whale). Then I got a chainsaw "ticket" and it turned my head. since then I have gone the other way. I have got every qualification for chainsawing I can get. I work for the utilities doing unspeakable things to defenceless trees and I enjoy it. I have had shotguns and firearms, removed trees for money, driven vehicles with stupidly large engines, trained countless others to do the same and, as far as the list of (allegidly) unethical things goes, I am now (as far as this poll is concerned) a "poacher". What, do you think you are?
