felixthelogchopper

£20

Plus many woods split a lot more easily when they are green. Whatever you are going to do, make sure you store the wood up on pallets somewhere with a good airflow.

Good plan. It's not going anywhere.

There's lots of ringing up to do if you need to get away for a bit.

It'll fit my 181SE lovely.

10 quid.

£80

Stop stressing about it and concentrate on more important things. Cheers for the Ciders, btw!

Johny, you can get a little too attached your kit, mate. This was more cloudy than anything else.I just put it down to the temperature. It was all fine when I put half a tank of regular diesel in it.

I had a similar problem a few years back when I ran an old 4x4 on biodiesel (most probably recycled cooking oil). Got a cold snap and started running very badly. When I pulled the fuel filter, there was a massive blob of jelly blocking it.

You can get smaller bars for bigger saws but it doesn't generally work as well the other way around.

Really looking forward to my splicing course. I hope they do an 'Absolute Beginners' course.

Congratulations to all the winners and well done to Steve and all the prize donors.

Congrats, Klaymeb. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Have to confess it was nicked from Spike.

A politician, a reporter and a Soldier were captured by Daesh and told they were to be beheaded. All 3 were offered a last request before the deed was done. The politician asked that he could hear "the international" one last time. A recording of the communist anthem was duly found and played out to the teary-eyed leftie. The reporter requested that he be allowed to address the camera used to record the executions so that he got his face on TV even after he died. The terrorists agreed to this. The Soldier simply asked that each of the terrorists present gave him a kick up the arse before he was beheaded. Bemused, they did as he asked. As the last extremist boot went in, the Signaller pitched forward, rolled, whipped out the Browning 9mm he had concealed in his trousers and started shooting till he ran out of ammo. Grabbing an AK47 from the dead terrorist, he calmly finished off his would-be executioners before pulling out a Cuban cigar and lighting it from his hot gun barrel. The amazed reporter and politician thanked the Soldier profusely but were puzzled as to why he had asked for the arse-kicking before he performed his heroics. "Well", says the Soldier, "when we get back to the UK, I can't have you two stringing me up for an unprovoked attack".

The Shire? Does that mean you are a Hobbit?

Well done Steve and everybody who contributed.

Sunday evening, I think.

That would be my guess. I'm not brave enough to click on it but the rest of his/her posts seem a bit 'off'. Apologies if I'm wrong.

Don't click on the link for Christ's sake.

Would you post?

Spot on, mate.

Thanks for the clarification, Tommy.

Hope you aren't on 'No win, no fee'.