felixthelogchopper

Really looking forward to my splicing course. I hope they do an 'Absolute Beginners' course.

Congratulations to all the winners and well done to Steve and all the prize donors.

Congrats, Klaymeb. Hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Have to confess it was nicked from Spike.

A politician, a reporter and a Soldier were captured by Daesh and told they were to be beheaded. All 3 were offered a last request before the deed was done. The politician asked that he could hear "the international" one last time. A recording of the communist anthem was duly found and played out to the teary-eyed leftie. The reporter requested that he be allowed to address the camera used to record the executions so that he got his face on TV even after he died. The terrorists agreed to this. The Soldier simply asked that each of the terrorists present gave him a kick up the arse before he was beheaded. Bemused, they did as he asked. As the last extremist boot went in, the Signaller pitched forward, rolled, whipped out the Browning 9mm he had concealed in his trousers and started shooting till he ran out of ammo. Grabbing an AK47 from the dead terrorist, he calmly finished off his would-be executioners before pulling out a Cuban cigar and lighting it from his hot gun barrel. The amazed reporter and politician thanked the Soldier profusely but were puzzled as to why he had asked for the arse-kicking before he performed his heroics. "Well", says the Soldier, "when we get back to the UK, I can't have you two stringing me up for an unprovoked attack".

The Shire? Does that mean you are a Hobbit?

Well done Steve and everybody who contributed.

Sunday evening, I think.

That would be my guess. I'm not brave enough to click on it but the rest of his/her posts seem a bit 'off'. Apologies if I'm wrong.

Don't click on the link for Christ's sake.

Would you post?

Spot on, mate.

Thanks for the clarification, Tommy.

Hope you aren't on 'No win, no fee'.

Ummmmmmm, I'm telling.

Bct Supports The Call To Create A Charter For Trees - Bat Conservation Trust

I can vouch for that.

Yes, you'd mentioned the post lady and how she got your cock angry before.

You're too kind, mate Glad to say I've only ever had to put up with your strange way of eating chicken, not choking it.

Charge them a fair rate, they've got the money to pay it.

Thanks!

Picked this up to use on my Husky hedge trimmer and need to get a bar and chain to put on it. Anybody able to put a model number to it please?

You're welcome.

If you buy them from Rough Trade, they are donating the profits to Cancer Research. http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/news/latest-news/rough-trade-donating-all-profits-from-david-bowie-sales-to-cancer-research

I'd better buy some quick then, as a collector's item.