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felixthelogchopper

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  1. (Tugs forelock) Sorry, Mr Bullman , sir. Would you like me to polish the Robin crap off your steering wheel?
  2. Sorry, I'll stop doing that at once.
  3. You knew the safe word. Not our fault the ball gag muffled you shouting it.
  4. You've hit the nail on the head there.
  5. I'll sit on my hands next time.
  6. Teach me not to look at it on my phone.
  7. Meripilus?
  8. I would think it's an illegal deduction of wages and your signing a contract doesn't make it enforceable as you can't sign away a legal right. I think you need some proper qualified legal advice.
  9. I suspect it is an illegal deduction of wages also.
  10. There are those who might suggest I was thrown up rather than brought up. It's harsh, I know, but he has to learn somehow.
  11. The question is 'Do you feel lucky?'.
  12. Right, Happy Shopper Rich Tea for you next time then.
  13. And you're a bugger for nicking the last biscuit as well.
  14. Might be worth dropping an email to Watchdog/ Rogue Traders. https://ssl.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006mg74/contact
  15. Speaking as a free lance groundie, it can be done but you need to have a decent list of contacts.
  16. It can be done but it bloody hurts.
  17. The dump or the wipe-up?
  18. He asks about Essex in his original post, not just Southend. Depending on where you are working in Southend, Hullbridge might be a lot closer than Wakering.How much do Treefella charge a load then?
  19. Lovedown Farm in Hullbridge (charges but cheaper than local options).
  20. Does Soros have any more elegible relatives available for a nice power alliance marriage, seeing as the last one doesn't help currently?
  21. Nothing says Christmas more than a trampoline covered with Fox crap.
  22. If you're having painful movements, it's not your elbow you want to be spraying WD40 on.

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