Was sent this email. It says on;ly in America. Of course, given that we are now virtually an american state, it follows on from my point in my last post.....
ONLY IN AMERICA
The Stella Awards - named after Stella Leibeck who suffered third degree burns
to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on
herself. She was driving at the time.
Celebrate, if you will, America's most frivolous lawsuits:
1. Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury after
breaking her ankle falling over a child who was running inside a furniture
store. The store owners were surprised by the verdict, considering that the
misbehaving little bastard was Mrs Robertson's son.
2. 19 year old Carl Truman of LA won $74,000 and medical expenses when his
neighbour ran over his hand in a Honda Accord. Mr.Truman hadn't noticed that
there was anyone at the wheel of the vehicle before trying to steal the
hub-caps.
3. Terrence Dickinson of Bristol, Pennsylvania was leaving a house he has just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was unable to open the garage door
from inside, and the door back into the house had locked shut behind him. The
house owners were on vacation. Mr Dickinson found himself locked in the garage
for eight days with just two bottle of Pepsi and a bag of dog biscuits to live
on. He sued the homeowner, and received half a million dollars for undue mental
anguish.
4. Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical
expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by a beagle. The beagle was chained
up in it's owners yard. The award was a little less than first thought, given
that the jury agreed that Mr Williams had provoked the dog by shooting it
repeatedly with an air gun.
5. A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster
$113,000 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx. The beverage
was only on the floor because Ms Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30
seconds earlier during an argument.
6. Kara Walton of Delaware successfully sued the owner of a night club after she
fell from the bathroom window and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred
while Ms Walton was trying to sneak out and avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge.
She was awarded $12, 000 and dental expenses.
And the winner is:
Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma purchased a brand new 32 foot Winnebago motor home.
Upon leaving the dealership, he pulled onto the freeway, set the cruise control
at 70mph and calmly made his way into the back to make himself a cup of coffee.
Not surprisingly, the vehicle left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mr
Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him in the handbook that he couldn't
actually do this. He was awarded $1,750,000 and a new Winnie. Winnebago actually
changed their handbooks in case another complete moron decided to buy one of
their vehicles.
UNBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!=