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penfold

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  1. penfold has found two holiday inn express hotels within half an hours landy drive from the site at jct 12 of the m5 and at dunalley street cheltenham, both cheaper than the travel lodge at capel:001_tt1: stevie if you want why not fly down to leeds bradford, i'll pick you up there and drive down.
  2. ok dean, missing two shows in a year! where are you going to get your cctv poleclimbing kicks from? although if its a stag do you'll find one somewhere.

  3. dean, are you off to the aa this year? if so what day are you heading down and whereabouts are you staying?

  4. greentech are selling tordon at £220 + VAT. But i found that broadsword was a bit better at knocking down knotweed and its cheaper £125 for 5l:001_smile:
  5. i seem to remember a spell in chokey can be given if it ends up in front of a crown court:scared1: as well as a hefty fine which i thought went up to about £52,000
  6. you'll need your passport johnny, it's in the foreign parts down south. beyond sheffield
  7. what are these 'girl' things of which you speak, sir? only ever 'known' women.
  8. third time lucky dean, i should find it no probs this time:blushing:
  9. i'm in. need to learn how to use my shiny new hitch climber:001_tt1:
  10. TCD, i can just see the photos of you and your employees being very similar to the victorian estate workers photos you see in country pubs , the ones where you can tell how senior the bloke is by what he's wearing: the land agent in his tweed breeks and stockings and tweed jacket and a derby, the head gardener in his best suit and a bowler with watchchain across the front of his waistcoat right down to the bothy boy in his collarless shirt and waistcoat and clogs. I can also see you tugging your forelock to the customer when they come to check on the work.
  11. beer, beer, shiny things, beer, food , beer:001_tt1: and call AA for a lift home:sad:
  12. frank, i think you might need to bring a lot of batteries because you'll soon run out of juice:001_tt2:
  13. i was told at college that barbisol was good product to use. I think you get it from barbers/hairdressers suppliers.
  14. don't forget the speakers so you can say to them " would you mind returning those logs to the pile you just got them from please?" or words to that effect and watch their reaction:lol:
  15. or even assured NUTS. sorry to derail slightly. this sounds a great idea will definitely be talking to someone about this.
  16. the second picture looks like some sort of fritillary but i have been known to be wrong. strange mutterings of taxus from the shadows:001_tongue:
  17. quite amusing watching peoples' reactions to him jumping off the bridge:001_tongue:
  18. ...so you failed to notice the large group of northerners standing round the bigshot and playing with teabags and bits of cremated burger and the peals of laughter.
  19. don't worry three dogs, our crack bigshot marksmen will repulse them at the boundaries of our fair county:wink:, failing that we'll just let them test the zipline with pete's really fast pulley:blink:
  20. and there's always plenty of oil around:001_rolleyes:
  21. you'll be able to follow the cloud of smoke as i'm going down the A1
  22. why do land rovers always break down when you're dressed up to go somewhere smart or when you're trying to impress a girl?
  23. you'll know when i arrive as i'll be the one doing al jolsen impressions after having been under the bonnet on numerous occasions. Unless of course a passing scot in his lovely shiny mog is passing leeds on the A1M so i can slipstream him or even lasso and get a free tow:001_tongue:
  24. it wouldn't really matter if it was the arse of your trouser that got ripped as neither a's or c's will protect your posterior:001_tongue: or had this escaped the notice of our resident trouser anoraks? (eh?)

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