Mark J

At least it's going on our people and not on bombs. People don't seem to gripe about the amount of taxpayer money that goes into the war machine.

Nice one. Don't use level teaspoons, load it up a bit.

When I got into tree work, the place we tipped off had a few chickens. I've rarely bought supermarket eggs since.

Aye it's tasty. I'll have a look at that. I like curried meats too, I'm hungry now.

You could ask the client to confirm in writing that it isn't subject to a TPO. You could ask the council if there are any TPO's within a postcode.

They're also, really, really busy.

Daal 125g lentils 1.5 litres water 3-4 tomatoes quartered 1tsp ground cumin 1tsp ground ginger 1tsp ground coriander 1tsp salt 2 chillies chopped 4-5 cloves of garlic finely sliced or a decent spoonful of minced garlic Some olive oil Handful fresh coriander roughly chopped. Put lentils, tomatoes, dried spices, one of the chillies and water in a pan. Bring to boil and then reduce to simmer. Remember to stir the pan. After an hour and a bit or so, or whenever the lentils are close to cooked, add the other chopped chilli and the chopped up fresh coriander. Then get another pan and put some olive oil in it. Whack the garlic in until it’s starting to soften and then pour the garlic/oil into the daal. Give it a good stir, whack a little extra fresh coriander on top and away you go. Good with rice or breads. You can squeeze some lemon on if you're feeling radical.

Nah, im too grumpy about duchy and his castles. Really i should go and have deeks does look like a good project. He caught my ex having a crap in one of his bushes.

An innacurate order is worse than no order. They have no meaningful PPE either. It's a shambles.

You do that Andy.

Tests in Germany seem to work alright.

No idea, but it looks like they are. What do you think is their reasoning?

No conspiracy. It just seems like that's what is happening.

Given that this time last week, they said they'd be available off Amazon and in Boots by Monday gone, I think they're lying to us.

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Glad to hear it. They're good people. It's looking like everyone is going to be paying for this thing in some way. I think that if there is to be a crackdown on things, it will be going forward. There aren't enough people in the Rev to chase everyone.

You're a proper bitch you Andy. I bet you'd rev your engine at a lollipop lady.

We're always going to get shafted by the government.

Why would a climber in Gemany be woried about an increase in UK taxes?

Not sure that abortion should factor in there. Fatness should be included though.

Well, hopefully not too many people will kark it as a result of the way things have been done.

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Something to do with experts.

It would have been better if we'd been given these guidlines some time ago. I realise you just want to argue. Just don't try and make it look like the gov has done anything right, because they haven't.