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Mark J

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  1. Do you sleep while you're at work?
  2. Boris Johnson's no-deal Brexit enforcer took £235,000 in EU handouts for his farm WWW.BUSINESSINSIDER.COM Boris Johnson’s senior adviser Dominic Cummings, tasked with delivering Brexit, is a co-owner of a farm which received... Yup.
  3. Guess you're shite at cards then.
  4. I'll see your Abbot and raise you an entire crew of pig lovers:
  5. Mark J

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    Tried calling the tinnitus helpline... No answer, just kept ringing
  6. If you vote for the Tories, then you're voting for proven liars and deviants. Gove: we will ignore laws against no-deal Brexit and cocaine use WWW.THEDAILYMASH.CO.UK MICHAEL Gove has confirmed the government will ignore any law passed against a no-deal Brexit and existing laws...
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    Why were Dr Dre and Snoop Dog late for their flight? They forgot Tupac.
  8. Mark J

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    Courtesy of Barry Fox.
  9. Nice one Arran. Last time I saw you was with Cat in Munich. Happy travels mate.
  10. Indeed, I'd much rather talk to a human about whatever random shite happens to be going through my mind, than get interrogated by a machine over a bag that I may, or may not have, unexpectedly put somewhere.
  11. You could get a 'local' landline number and divert calls to your mobile.
  12. Dear Punters, I have limited availabiltity in the new year due to business expansion and relocation. I am available from "..... to ..." . I would be grateful if you could contact me to book your works in at the earliest opportunity. Love Eggs.
  13. Mark J

    Jokes???

    I think it was Frankie Boyle who suggested that snaking Victoria Beckham was akin to sticking your dick inbetween two deckchairs.
  14. Mark J

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    Those words just brought back a load of unanticipated memories. Cheers. ?
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    I hear China has offered to buy Hawaii from the USA and re-name it Huaweii just piss off Trump
  16. Mark, Hourly rate x time taken. Then multiply it by how creative you feel you've been, on a scale of 1 - 5.
  17. I agree that bitumen seems likely. Kretzch does get canny high up trunks when there's wounds in them though.
  18. Anyone else buzzing at the pension age being raised beyond the average life expectancy in their locality?
  19. £70 inc VAT for 100 from a shop. £36 from ebay.
  20. Looking at it, they may indeed be simple leaves.

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