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Mark J

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  1. Mark J

    Jokes???

    Aye, four dots on the knuckles. I'm good mates with a copper, so would suggest that ACAB is a bit too broad.
  2. Mark J

    Jokes???

  3. I was told that he was a piano tuner in a past life. Can't go wrong with Thor.
  4. I wouldn't pin my hopes on getting a core sample that is readable throughout. I reckon hiring in a resistograph for a day would be your best bet for a chance of determining the age of the tree. I would only use a borer if I wanted to know how solid a tree was or wasn't. I've been shown how to use a fractometer but haven't had cause to use one.
  5. Mark J

    Jokes???

  6. I was gifted one. You want a two threaded one for hardwood. I suspect the reason Steve mentioned the small tree is that an increment borer is about a foot long, so if your tree is >24" diameter, the rest is guesswork. You might be able to use a resistograph to pick up tree rings.
  7. RIP
  8. Plus this one: International Society of Arboriculture WWV.ISA-ARBOR.COM The International Society of Arboriculture promotes the professional practice of arboriculture and fosters a greater...
  9. I'd be looking for 1.5x normal fee Saturday and 2x for Sunday.
  10. Mark J

    Alcohol

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  11. Mark J

    Jokes???

  12. I've been drifting back into 3D modelling and animation. I'm pretty busy with surveying though, so that should pay the bills in the interim.
  13. Howay then. 'Kneeling for Blacks?' You're a deluded ****************wit who's drank too much David Icke juice. I mean, come on, you drove a powered barrow into yourself, you're not exactly 'on the ball'. Dick.
  14. Just add pieces of kit to a spreadsheet as you get them.
  15. Mark J

    Jokes???

    There you go, I knew you had it in you!
  16. Mark J

    Jokes???

    I was at the swimming pool the other day and someone asked me what my favourite stroke was. I replied 'Thatcher's'. They're jokes.
  17. Mark J

    Jokes???

    Go on then, tell a joke.
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    Jokes???

  19. There's a test that uses the sweat from your finger and gives a fifteen minute turnaround. £100 a pop when installed.
  20. Rule Brittania, Brittania waives the rules! Brexit: David Cameron becomes fifth ex-PM to express concern at Johnson's plan to override Brexit deal NEWS.SKY.COM All five living former prime ministers have now spoken out against the government's proposed UK Internal Market Bill.

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