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Mark J

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  1. You can add 'Thick as mince' to your CV then mate.
  2. I had to google him. He sounds like a right mug. Advocating monarchy after a revolution.
  3. uBlock origin works well with Firefox.
  4. It's good to bow your head. Respect for doing that, I'm sure your mate would appreciate it.
  5. He's had three weeks to rehearse a few speeches. Murdoch seems to favour Gove. It seems that what you see is what you get with our elected representatives. They represent us, they don't own us.
  6. That should a pint and half of water. Adding some fried salmon at the end is worth a shot too.
  7. Mark J

    Jokes???

  8. Mark J

    Jokes???

    When answering the security question "Place of Birth ", apparently "Vagina" is not an acceptable answer.
  9. Guthrie Govan is an alien:
  10. You forgot fatness. Fat people are ill equipped to deal with it : How does coronavirus kill? Clinicians trace a ferocious rampage through the body, from brain to toes WWW.SCIENCEMAG.ORG The lungs are ground zero for COVID-19, but blood clots may play a surprisingly big role in severe illness The above may make for grim reading for some, but to me it points towards the fact that we're getting closer to figuring out how to stop it from wrecking our families (I mean economy).
  11. In an act of independent defiance Boris responds; "we will fight them on the bleaches."
  12. 4D Chess... Trump suggests 'injection' of disinfectant to beat coronavirus and 'clean' the lungs WWW.NBCNEWS.COM A Homeland Security official, under questioning from reporters, later said federal laboratories are not considering such a...
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    Jokes???

    A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his torch around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, "Jesus knows you're here." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his torch off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the cables, clear as a bell he heard "Jesus is watching you." Startled, he shined his torch around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, the beam of his torch came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot. "Yes", the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
  14. Yesterdays:
  15. Urban bluebell:
  16. +1
  17. No help, but they're not that expensive. Some of the images are quite old. You do get 10% off if your an Arb Assoc. member. If you have a semi-savvy computer team, they should be able to create topo's from other sources of aerial photography.
  18. Production of miniature violins ramped up for Richard Branson | WalesOnCraic WWW.WALESONCRAIC.COM The Government has ordered a two-fold rise in the production of the tiny fiddles which will be shipped on the billionaire's...
  19. ^That makes no sense.
  20. He could, but he didn't.
  21. Yup, Pretty grim.
  22. He means, I suggest, that the 'virus' are people of non-white skin colour. Which makes him a bit of horrible racist, if that was what he was suggesting. If not, then I apologise for any percieved insult. Eggs is real.

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