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[the village idiot]

2 minutes ago, forestboy1978 said:

I get your point. I don't intend to provoke honestly. Just saying what I think. But I don't care about being disliked though at all. Rather people knowingly disliked me than didn't truly know what they liked. It's a short life

Yup. Trouble is, when you go to extremes, the discussion becomes about you rather than the point you are trying to make. There ends up being no point in airing your views in the first place. If you really care that people are made aware of stuff, this is a problem.

[Mark Bolam]

This has all got a bit dark.

 

Which F1 team had the dolly birds with the best tits?

[Vespasian]

16 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

Good points Vesp and Forestboy. There are important things here that we need to be thinking about.

On the other hand, if you merely wish to provoke and make people dislike you, carry on.

To merely provoke?....

 

hahahaha if it takes being provocative to get a point across to make people think then I'm all in. 

 

Then theres being opinionated, I'm most definitely that. I didn't know I was opinionated till someone pointed it out, accused me of being just that as though it was a crime..   to be honest I was rather pleased with myself when I found out I was opinionated..   anything I said to myself, but please don't find me dull...   

 

Another thing I found out was me and Plato think alike and he argued the toss in much the same way I do.   I didn't know that as well, and that pleased me no end to think Plato argued just like me.    

 

Great minds Village idiot, great minds.!!!!!!..

[matelot]

4 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

This has all got a bit dark.

 

Which F1 team had the dolly birds with the best tits?

Just for you Mark.

 

My order of preference is 6, 7, 5, 3, 1, 2, 4.

[Vespasian]

15 minutes ago, matelot said:

Just for you Mark.

 

My order of preference is 6, 7, 5, 3, 1, 2, 4.

You know what this pic reminds me of Matelot?..

 

A joke a friend of mine told me twenty years back...   A young bullock atop the hill looking down on a herd of cows..

Lets run down there said the bullock to the old bull and we'll fk a cow apiece.... Hold on there young un, we'll walk down and fk em all...

[the village idiot]

2 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

You know what this pic reminds me of Matelot?..

 

A joke a friend of mine told me twenty years back...   A young bullock atop the hill looking down on a herd of cows..

Lets run down there said the bullock to the old bull and we'll fk a cow apiece.... Hold on there young un, we'll walk down and fk em all...

I'm sure Plato could not have put it better himself Vesp!

[Vespasian]

5 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

I'm sure Plato could not have put it better himself Vesp!

I'm sure Plato was much to serious to tell jokes VI..   me on the other hand?.

[the village idiot]

7 minutes ago, Vespasian said:

'm sure Plato was much to serious to tell jokes VI.. 

On the contrary Vesp, apparently he was quite the comedian.

 

His favourite rib tickler survives to this day:

 

And thus spaketh the honey maker, with mind clouded to future toilings.

 

"To bee, or not to bee"

 

Regularly brought the Acropolis down with that one!

[Vespasian]

27 minutes ago, the village idiot said:

On the contrary Vesp, apparently he was quite the comedian.

 

His favourite rib tickler survives to this day:

 

And thus spaketh the honey maker, with mind clouded to future toilings.

 

"To bee, or not to bee"

 

Regularly brought the Acropolis down with that one!

I wonder if they did Jewish jokes back then, there were three men in a boat, a Persian, an Egyptian and a Jew?...

 

 

[difflock]

5 hours ago, Vespasian said:

You know what this pic reminds me of Matelot?..

 

A joke a friend of mine told me twenty years back...   A young bullock atop the hill looking down on a herd of cows..

Lets run down there said the bullock to the old bull and we'll fk a cow apiece.... Hold on there young un, we'll walk down and fk em all...

Cept this joke fails on two points.

(i) A bullock is a castrated male bovine!

(ii)The Old Bull will gore any young pretenders, rather than sharing or offering advice.

just saying  .  .  .  

mth