Making the news today....

[scbk]

8 hours ago, Khriss said:

Dunno, i read this shit every day. My tax money  ?  k

 

 

Avon & Somerset Police officer sacked for shoplifting

WWW.BBC.CO.UK

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The Avon & Somerset constable deliberately failed to self-scan items at a supermarket in Bristol.

 

 

Meanwhile, in Inverness:

 

 

Inverness woman in court for stealing water melon and Angel Delight

WWW.INVERNESS-COURIER.CO.UK

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A WOMAN stole food from a fridge in a house of multi-occupancy in Montague Row because she was hungry, Inverness Sheriff Court heard.

 

[trigger_andy]

7 minutes ago, scbk said:

 

Meanwhile, in Inverness:

 

 

Inverness woman in court for stealing water melon and Angel Delight

WWW.INVERNESS-COURIER.CO.UK

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A WOMAN stole food from a fridge in a house of multi-occupancy in Montague Row because she was hungry, Inverness Sheriff Court heard.

 

Yeh, when I’m starving and completely broke I think the most nutritious and filling items are Watermellons and Angel Whip. 
 

Clearly not hungry and most likely a repeat offender. 

[Rich Rule]

Bit like the Riots in London a few years ago.  

 

A woman (rather overweight) running out of Asda in Croydon with a box of Monster munch and a pack of 6 *2L Bottles of Coke.

 

Looters gotta eat as well you know! 

[Khriss]

36 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

Bit like the Riots in London a few years ago.  

 

A woman (rather overweight) running out of Asda in Croydon with a box of Monster munch and a pack of 6 *2L Bottles of Coke.

 

Looters gotta eat as well you know! 

I  think you will find that  is C for C,  not a news item,  K

[Mark J]

I never though I'd find myself agreeing with John Major. Mind, I am biased.

I had no idea that the 'Honourable Society of Middle Temple' was a thing.

'The State We're In:

'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93AZirB7rA

 

Edited November 10, 2020 by Mark J

[Rich Rule]

40 minutes ago, Khriss said:

I  think you will find that  is C for C,  not a news item,  K

Not sure what you mean?  Hence the confused look in the little face at the bottom of your message.

[trigger_andy]

10 minutes ago, Mark J said:

I never though I'd find myself agreeig with John Major. Mind, I am biased.
'The State We're In'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93AZirB7rA

 

Do you find yourself agreeing with Tony Blair or Gordon Brown? 

[Khriss]

6 minutes ago, Rich Rule said:

Not sure what you mean?  Hence the confused look in the little face at the bottom of your message.

Common for Croydon, mate,  i usually get knocked down by the speed of their exit*  white lightning in fist * as i go in shop fr fags. K

[Mark J]

2 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

Do you find yourself agreeing with Tony Blair or Gordon Brown? 

John Major mate. The clue is in the first line of the post.

Edited November 10, 2020 by Mark J

[trigger_andy]

Just now, Mark J said:

Johns Major mate. The clue is in the first line of the post.

I asked a separate question though, the clue was in the names I listed.....