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Khriss Grand Master

Khriss

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Anyway, yr all looking in the wrong desert,

Massive drop in car use

Airlines use down to near zero.

Oil price crashes

People actually having to walk instead of sat in with pizza.

Huge increase in wildlife activity and air quality improvements .

People home baking and import fast food meat for Rain forest areas totalled..........

 

 

I smell a conspiracy........

 

 

 

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Mark J Grand Master

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16 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Anyway, yr all looking in the wrong desert,

Massive drop in car use

Airlines use down to near zero.

Oil price crashes

People actually having to walk instead of sat in with pizza.

Huge increase in wildlife activity and air quality improvements .

People home baking and import fast food meat for Rain forest areas totalled..........

 

 

I smell a conspiracy........

 

 

 

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Perhaps she's summoned up some demons. To be fair, I would if I got the grief she's had.

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Khriss Grand Master

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...... never underestimate Swedes  ( thats the nationality not the root vegetable for those easily confused on here )  ... especially little shouty  types with wide set eyes.

 

 

Remember 'Bofors '  yup sold to both side n coined it in  !

 

K

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Stubby Grand Master

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9 minutes ago, Khriss said:

...... never underestimate Swedes  ( thats the nationality not the root vegetable for those easily confused on here )  ... especially little shouty  types with wide set eyes.

 

 

Remember 'Bofors '  yup sold to both side n coined it in  !

 

K

Khriss , What do the Swedes call a swede ?

Khriss Grand Master

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@Stubby, I don't speak Swedish, but would imagine it's some thing like Laandefall Tuernippen ?  K

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These Scandinavian countries only have abt 76 words n two vowels in their language anyways
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Mark J Grand Master

Mark J

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GROUND CONTROL TO CAPTAIN TOM.

Ground control to captain Tom.
Drink your protein shake
And put your medals on
Ground control to Captain Tom
Commencing lock down
Netflix on
Check your mission
And may the squads love be with you
This is ground control to captain Tom
You've easy beat Band aid
And the papers want to know who cuts your hair
Now it's time to leave the garden if you dare.
This is Captain Tom to ground control
I'm schlepping across the floor
And I'm walking in the most peculiar way
And my Zimmer from the path it shall not stray
For here am I sitting on a bed pan
As a virus got the world
Planet has the flu
And there's f**k all we can do.
Though I've wandered further than a mile
I'm treating it like drill
And I think the clip of this government goes to show
They don't really love the NHS
WE KNOW!
Ground control to Captain Tom your hearing aid's dead
there's something wrong
Can you hear me captain Tom (What's that son)
Can you hear me captain Tom (You'll have to speak up)
Can you hear me captain Tom (two sugars please)
For here am I sitting on a bed pan
As a virus got the world
Planet has the flu
And there's f**k all we can do.

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Stubby Grand Master

Stubby

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4 minutes ago, Mark J said:

GROUND CONTROL TO CAPTAIN TOM.

Ground control to captain Tom.
Drink your protein shake
And put your medals on
Ground control to Captain Tom
Commencing lock down
Netflix on
Check your mission
And may the squads love be with you
This is ground control to captain Tom
You've easy beat Band aid
And the papers want to know who cuts your hair
Now it's time to leave the garden if you dare.
This is Captain Tom to ground control
I'm schlepping across the floor
And I'm walking in the most peculiar way
And my Zimmer from the path it shall not stray
For here am I sitting on a bed pan
As a virus got the world
Planet has the flu
And there's f**k all we can do.
Though I've wandered further than a mile
I'm treating it like drill
And I think the clip of this government goes to show
They don't really love the NHS
WE KNOW!
Ground control to Captain Tom your hearing aid's dead
there's something wrong
Can you hear me captain Tom (What's that son)
Can you hear me captain Tom (You'll have to speak up)
Can you hear me captain Tom (two sugars please)
For here am I sitting on a bed pan
As a virus got the world
Planet has the flu
And there's f**k all we can do.

Superb !

Silverhooker Mentor

Silverhooker

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50 minutes ago, Mark J said:

GROUND CONTROL TO CAPTAIN TOM.

Ground control to captain Tom.
Drink your protein shake
And put your medals on
Ground control to Captain Tom
Commencing lock down
Netflix on
Check your mission
And may the squads love be with you
This is ground control to captain Tom
You've easy beat Band aid
And the papers want to know who cuts your hair
Now it's time to leave the garden if you dare.
This is Captain Tom to ground control
I'm schlepping across the floor
And I'm walking in the most peculiar way
And my Zimmer from the path it shall not stray
For here am I sitting on a bed pan
As a virus got the world
Planet has the flu
And there's f**k all we can do.
Though I've wandered further than a mile
I'm treating it like drill
And I think the clip of this government goes to show
They don't really love the NHS
WE KNOW!
Ground control to Captain Tom your hearing aid's dead
there's something wrong
Can you hear me captain Tom (What's that son)
Can you hear me captain Tom (You'll have to speak up)
Can you hear me captain Tom (two sugars please)
For here am I sitting on a bed pan
As a virus got the world
Planet has the flu
And there's f**k all we can do.

Did anyone else read this with David Bowies voice in their head, or is it just me ?? 

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Stubby Grand Master

Stubby

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13 minutes ago, Silverhooker said:

Did anyone else read this with David Bowies voice in their head, or is it just me ?? 

Well yes . I had the tune in my head as well .

Mark J Grand Master

Mark J

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18 minutes ago, Silverhooker said:

Did anyone else read this with David Bowies voice in their head, or is it just me ?? 

The guy who wrote it knows what he's doing.

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