Making the news today....

[difflock]

13 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Long winded, self important twat.

David, needless to say ah nivver even read the link provided, but gave you a like based on your previous impeccable judgement on such matters!

EDIT;

Make that "Cogently and concisely expressed impeccable judgement"

Edited April 28, 2020 by difflock

[Mark J]

5 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

Long winded, self important twat.

You should be a writer.
 

[David Cropper]

1 minute ago, Mark J said:

You should be a writer.
 

And you Sir, should have been a Politician.

[donnk]

1 hour ago, Mark J said:

The gov classed 500,000 pairs of gloves as 1m pieces of PPE. They like manipulating figures, when they can pronounce them.

latex gloves come in boxes of 100, for the irish thats 50 pairs. Bit offensive to the one handed though.

[Mark J]

Just now, David Cropper said:

And you Sir, should have been a Politician.

Is that because I'm full of shit?
If so, then you should be a comedian too.
I'd be a terrible politician.
 

[David Cropper]

2 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Is that because I'm full of shit?
If so, then you should be a comedian too.
I'd be a terrible politician.
 

I don't mind you being "full of shit" as you so eloquently put it. It's the kind of shit I can't stand.

[Mark J]

15 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I don't mind you being "full of shit" as you so eloquently put it. It's the kind of shit I can't stand.

At least you're honest. You'd be a terrible politician too.

[trigger_andy]

A while back, triggered suggested that someone who was wanting to get into tree work should get study something else, in case they needed to get a 'proper job'.
 
"The thousands of guys looking at possible redundancy and subsequent worries about how they house and feed families  would not appreciate the left wing envy bullshit from a tax dodging fake ltd company director."
You know nothing of me, my operations or my political leanings. I dislike the tories, I'll give you that.

 

I never said that. ?

[The avantgardener]

2 hours ago, TIMON said:

Say what you like about this government.... I was speaking with a friend who lives in Spain.
The government there has given zero help to businesses, zero help to charities, zero help with rent and rates....... the government announced €200 billion but it’s not materialising.
So much for thinking we’d be better off remaining in the EU.

 

Have you had a pay out from the UK Government yet?

I don’t know anyone who has so far and I am not holding my breath for the promised 80% either.

[tree-fancier123]

43 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

 

 

I never said that. ?

 

 

it was something very similar, I remember it clearly. The young guy was asking about becoming a climber and you jumped in with saying he should become an engineer, plumber etc, or he will always be poor, or words to that effect. Everyone should become a financial trader, or computer scientist. No point grafting for a regular wage