Making the news today....

[David Cropper]

5 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

No such endeavour would stand a chance of success without me at the helm!

That is why I omitted your name. Blatantly sexualising this thread for your own, rather seedy pleasures! A string of cabinboys awaiting your every sordid whim. You, Sir, are a disgrace to the uniform you're very nearly wearing. 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

That is why I omitted your name. Blatantly sexualising this thread for your own, rather seedy pleasures! A string of cabinboys awaiting your every sordid whim. You, Sir, are a disgrace to the uniform you're very nearly wearing. 

I've convened a preliminary disciplinary hearing with the rest of the crew (more of a pirate council than a Armed Forces Discipline Act kind of scenario) and it has been found that you Sir, are to be confined to "the barrel" until further notice....  Pucker up pretty boy!

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

 

[David Cropper]

2 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

I've convened a preliminary disciplinary hearing with the rest of the crew (more of a pirate council than a Armed Forces Discipline Act kind of scenario) and it has been found that you Sir, are to be confined to "the barrel" until further notice....  Pucker up pretty boy!

I suspect that there isn't room in the barrel. 

[David Cropper]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

 

I still ain't getting in the barrel!

[Mick Dempsey]

14 hours ago, tree-fancier123 said:

it's not funny Stubby - this is an invasion of Sovereign territory

Too right, serious stuff, invading other countries:)

Countries in white are where Great Britain/Uk/England whatever HASN’T attacked/invaded.

Edited April 19, 2020 by Mick Dempsey

[trigger_andy]

Too right, serious stuff, invading other countries:)
Countries in white are where Great Britain/Uk/England whatever HASN’T attacked/invaded.

Out of interest do you hold the people of Germany today responsible for the atrocities of Nazi Germany?

[Steve Bullman]

Seems a shame that we can’t fill those white bits 

[trigger_andy]

Seems a shame that we can’t fill those white bits 

There’s always a few elusive stickers you just could never find for your sticker book!

[Mick Dempsey]

Just now, Steve Bullman said:

Seems a shame that we can’t fill those white bits 

That’s right, be the most invadingist country of all time! 
 

Then we could keep it, a bit like Brazil keeping the Jules Rimet trophy in 1970.