Making the news today....

[Mull]

Rebuild his career and reputation, if he does well, a shot at one of the big clubs.

Aye I’m sure that’s his plan, I do hope it goes well for him, seems like a decent guy anyway. Had a go with Liverpool, fell short, not sure what other biggish teams would give him a go.

[Mick Dempsey]

Agonizingly short with Liverpool.

 

I thought and hoped the Arsenal would come in for him before Emery.

 

Not foreign enough I suspect.

[Stubby]

Trumps ex lawyer  grasses him up big time

[Mark J]

34 minutes ago, Stubby said:

Trumps ex lawyer  grasses him up big time

Aye, he really has. I've heard people say that he's doing it for reduced jail time, yet he's already been sentenced.
Do you reckon it'll get him sacked? He's like a wilko frying-pan teflon don.

Edited February 27, 2019 by Mark J

[Mark J]

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/02/190226112429.htm

 

Turning greenhouse gasses back into coal.

[Stubby]

12 hours ago, Mark J said:

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/02/190226112429.htm

 

Turning greenhouse gasses back into coal.

Neat trick !

[eggsarascal]

Nice work if you can get it.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/28/mps-get-payrise-2-7-april-1-8781600/

 

 

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

2 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

Nice work if you can get it.

 

https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/28/mps-get-payrise-2-7-april-1-8781600/

 

 

You jacked yours in didn’t ya?

 

Only difference, he’s on a green leather chesterfield and yours had Severn Trent written on the side ????

[eggsarascal]

1 minute ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

You jacked yours in didn’t ya?

 

Only difference, he’s on a green leather chesterfield and yours had Severn Trent written on the side ????

I did jack it. It wasn't bad money if I put the hours in, alas they wanted to change my T&C's to something I found unacceptable.

 

If you are going for "it", get the Water Authority right... Anglian Water.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

54 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

I did jack it. It wasn't bad money if I put the hours in, alas they wanted to change my T&C's to something I found unacceptable.

 

If you are going for "it", get the Water Authority right... Anglian Water.

Blah, blah.....

 

Different name, same routine!

 

Standing joke hereabouts: 

 

Whats yellow and sleeps 5?

 

A Cormac van ?