Making the news today....

[trigger_andy]

1 hour ago, scbk said:

m sure it's coming, and I think it's sad there will be a time when the little old lady is eating her dinner at 1am as she can't afford to cook it at a normal time.

They don’t sleep much anyway and don’t have a job to get up for either. 🤣

[GarethM]

I can still never understand why the oap's are there at the shops at the crack of dawn. 

Edited December 26, 2022 by GarethM

[daveatdave]

1 hour ago, GarethM said:

I can still never understand why the oap's are there at the shops at the crack of dawn. 

it's because we get up early to go for a piss so we might as well go and get our news paper to read before breakfast 

[GarethM]

Is that so you can also have an afternoon snooze and be back again before closing time, scouring the shelves for the reduced whoopsies ?.

[Johnsond]

Energy firms hoard £2bn of customers’ cash

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Direct debit payments rise even when bill-payers are thousands of pounds in credit, investigation...

Wasn’t hard to find 

[Stubby]

11 hours ago, doobin said:

I’ve never known anyone to physically come and read the meter. 

A bloke used to come once a month , then it became after every 4th estimate if you did not send them a reading .

[Johnsond]

Russian businessman who criticised Ukraine invasion dies after falling from window of luxury hotel

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A Russian businessman who criticised the invasion of Ukraine has died after falling from a...

Russian millionaires critical of Putin 🤔They seem to be better at making money than they do at navigating balconies or opening widows of hotels. 

[GarethM]

Government launches new 30-second TV ad urging Brits to draw their curtains to save on energy bills | Daily Mail Online

WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK

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The advert is part of the Government's £18 million 'It All Adds Up' public information campaign, launched...

[trigger_andy]

5 minutes ago, GarethM said:

Government launches new 30-second TV ad urging Brits to draw their curtains to save on energy bills | Daily Mail Online

WWW.DAILYMAIL.CO.UK

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The advert is part of the Government's £18 million 'It All Adds Up' public information campaign, launched...

 

The people who need told this are most likely out buying a pack of crayons right now. 

[GarethM]

They'll probably return the crayons because they couldn't sharpen them in the pencil sharpener.