Making the news today....

[westphalian]

Good luck with that one mate

[tree-fancier123]

46 minutes ago, difflock said:

I always feel the Crocodile Dundee just-checking hands-on approach would solve the whole gender assumption nonsense.

if you like the technical stuff sex can be about so much more than just genitalia - I could pay someone to make my helmet into a pretend clit and hope I could spread for a looker like Brad Pitt, but it would be impossible to remove every X chromosome from my body

Edit - every Y

Edited November 21, 2018 by tree-fancier123

[westphalian]

Quite true but if you look like a bloke or a woman don’t get upset when some poor soul mistakes you for one

[eggsarascal]

5 hours ago, westphalian said:

What? You find it amusing seeing two officers getting assaulted?

Was that aimed at me? No I don't find it amusing that the police officer were being assaulted. The 4up bit was what I was laughing at.

 

 

[westphalian]

Good to hear

[difflock]

6 hours ago, felixthelogchopper said:

Did you just assume their genders?

Nah,

But the Look on Her face if one wantonly grabbed her by the fanny  .  .  . would be priceless.

Be near worth the ensuing jailtime.

P.S.

Reading about an Officer currently being investigated for sexual misconduct at a Mess dinner, and remembering the brash young subaltern who boldly grabbed the bar hugging CO's wife by the crotch(& possibly inspired by wor Croc Dundee), and nary a word said, there was, as they say, "drink taken".

Happy days.

Edited November 21, 2018 by difflock

[felixthelogchopper]

5 hours ago, westphalian said:

Good luck with that one mate

'I say gender check, you say serious sexual assault'........

[felixthelogchopper]

1 hour ago, eggsarascal said:

Was that aimed at me? No I don't find it amusing that the police officer were being assaulted. The 4up bit was what I was laughing at.

 

 

I used to work with a girl very many years ago whose nickname was 7up. It was quite a party by all accounts.

[Mick Dempsey]

https://www.eastbourneherald.co.uk/news/sussex-man-s-war-against-maple-tree-i-can-t-use-my-drive-because-of-falling-leaves-1-8714027

 

Ohhh the humanity! 

[Vespasian]

11 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

https://www.eastbourneherald.co.uk/news/sussex-man-s-war-against-maple-tree-i-can-t-use-my-drive-because-of-falling-leaves-1-8714027

 

Ohhh the humanity! 

reminds me of one or two of my customers..  the lengths they've gone to to get the council to do something.   Once I get one of those battery saws I might be able to help one of em out..

 

a stormy night, lashing down, a couple of minutes work then collect my loot the following day...  easy money..