Asparagus and taking a pee

[Stubby]

Anyone else notice that if you eat asparagus , when you have a wazz , it smells exactly like cooked asparagus . ....fascinating

[felixthelogchopper]

It's only a certain percentage of people.I think it's genetic

[jeanesy]

I have that, so does my wife. We had it last night.....pongy!

[Hodge]

Me too. I love the stuff!

[Shane]

I can't afford asparagus, but if I eat turkey, I can smell the signs of it within two hours.

[Joe Newton]

Anyone else notice that if you eat asparagus , when you have a wazz , it smells exactly like cooked asparagus . ....fascinating

 

 

Funny you should mention that. I had asparagus last night, and googled the funny smell.

 

Some people produce it, others don't.

Some people can smell it, others can't.

 

It's to do with a sulphuric chemical in the veg.

 

Personally I barely notice it over the normal smell of my balls.

[born2trot]

Yep , I get it to ..

[Gray git]

And it's often a funny colour the morning after, love the stuff.

[s.varty]

Yep , I get it to ..

 

Me to, and it only takes minutes to work?

[TurtleWoods72]

Other interesting 'wazz facts';

 

A hangover pee is the exact same Dulux colour chart shade as Peter Andre's face

 

Sinks are generally at the correct height for gentlemen to avoid 'spillage' and therefore are the preferred receptacle for a late night wazz. (Also benefit from the choice of hot or cold flush and en suite hand washing facilities).

 

Eating vast quantities of beetroot (ideal if you can't afford asparagus) will result in Crimson coloured pee, initially causing a bladder cancer scare and some frantic googling.

 

96% of older men don't wash their hands after taking a tinkle (why I never partake of free nibbles/bar snacks)

 

As one ages, the body learns to save a small quantity of wee after a piddle which is used to warm the front of ones underpants as one steps out of the warm conveniences back into the cold.