If she says...

[sloth]

...don't get anything for my thirtieth...

 

Just ignore it! Get something anyway, it's been a month and I'm still getting comments!

If I say don't get me anything, then I don't expect anything

[Commando]

Ha ha, been married 25yrs this year! AND is still can't work her out!! Can't live with em.......can't live with em!

[Stubby]

...don't get anything for my thirtieth...

 

Just ignore it! Get something anyway, it's been a month and I'm still getting comments!

If I say don't get me anything, then I don't expect anything

 

FFS you dick splash ! Its always the opposite + 10 or so ...

[Mull]

FFS you dick splash ! Its always the opposite + 10 or so ...

 

 

Agree!!

 

Haha dicksplash! Haven't heard that for a while!

[geoff]

It's their prerogative to change what they want without notice, get a nice book on clear thinking & comunication as a belated pressy, that should just about get you lynched mate!

 

Go on, I dare you!

[Shane]

A book on parallel parking techniques always gets a laugh too.

[NoRush]

Wrap her an empty box. Then tell her you got her nothing. A man who can work a woman out is lying

[Gary Prentice]

Women can't even work out women! What chance do we have?

[RichieR]

This one is easy. Buy her a Spud Gun. It will show her that you clearly can't work out her thought process and cannot be trusted to work out what she really wants. Result will be for the rest of your lives she will tell what she wants, how much, where to get it and maybe even get it herself.

[Gray git]

^^^ WHAT HE SAID ^^^

That's how we work in our house, she tells me exactly what, where, and how much, or just hands it to me to rap. And I just get my own anyway. Took 10years of been together to get to this happy understanding mind!!