The Fifty and Above Club....if you're any younger don't even think about posting.

[aspenarb]

Funny

 

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[njmusk]

I don't think I ever looked good naked anyway:001_smile

 

Made me smile, but that was probably due to the beauties shakin' their booties:thumbup1:

[Gary Prentice]

Okay, I'm fifty.

 

 

 

What happens now???

[Stubby]

Okay, I'm fifty.

 

 

 

What happens now???

 

You get older , weaker , shorter , balder , lees appealing and ignored . Next !

[Gary Prentice]

Oh, thought that was 40....

[aspenarb]

Okay, I'm fifty.

 

 

 

What happens now???

 

Apparently life should get easier because its all down hill from here on:confused1:

 

Bob

[dirtybiker]

51 in April and still in reasonable shape.

Though my avatar piccy is my spine that was rebuilt 4 years ago.

3 screws and 2 ceramic plates holding me together now but no sciatica anymore.

Still get bored if I'm not working and have a very low tolerance of fools and brown nose kiss ass's.

Wake up at least thee times a night.

Can't remember what I opened the fridge door for?

 

Think I'm eligible for this club 👍

[difflock]

Did I mention my last Physical, aged about 53, revealed I had a Metabolic age of 72.

And a fasting Cholestrol of 10.75.

 

I chortled with glee, cause,

 

assuming I get fitter, and bring my metabolic age into line with my actual age,

 

I will still fair be fit to Bonk into my eighties,

 

Extraolating from my present performance when handicapped with a metabolic age of 72

 

Ye Ha!

 

an folks think I am a gloom bugger, never seeing the silver linings etc.

 

Course i could drop dead of a massive stroke or Cornary,

but hell i will die Happy,

and have repeatedly told the wife so to inform the Ambulence staff

if the occassion so arises:lol:

 

cheers

M

Edited January 28, 2016 by difflock

[geoff]

51 in April and still in reasonable shape.

Though my avatar piccy is my spine that was rebuilt 4 years ago.

3 screws and 2 ceramic plates holding me together now but no sciatica anymore.

Still get bored if I'm not working and have a very low tolerance of fools and brown nose kiss ass's.

Wake up at least thee times a night.

Can't remember what I opened the fridge door for?

 

Think I'm eligible for this club 👍

 

I have met you as you are aware, and I can vouch for you being more that eligible to qualify here, but don't take this wrong mate, I'm not brown nosing...

[biggarlogs]

I quaify going bald.6 pack has gone. Plenty of spare tyres,and a doc telling me how to eat! (