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Nice limerick! Try this.....

 

There once was a girl from Coleorton,

Who had one long leg and a short 'un,

Together with that and a big fancy hat,

She could fart like 750 Norton!

 

well, that is the cleanish version....

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This has to be the longest derailed goodbye thread I have ever read, that aside Lee can you recommend any good fishing holes? I have always like your avatar and the row of fish you caught!

easy-lift guy

 

Rod and line is sooo last year.

You have fish that jump into your boat.

 

 

Aaaannnd back on topic.

Whose leaving?

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Seriously mate, we're boring over here when it comes to fish.

 

I mean, come on. You guys wrestle giant catfish out with your bare hands as the hook, then eat them at a giant party with copious amounts of redneck music and alcohol. :thumbup1::lol:

 

We Brits, on the the other hand, sit out all night in the pouring rain after paying £50 for a place at a lake with dozens of other saddos, where the fish are fed and half tame anyway! Then you can't do anything with the fish other than weigh it, take a photo and let it go! We then boast about it down the pub over a quiet pint as if it's some kind of Herculean achievement. To pay to use thousands of quids worth of gear and hours of time to pull a half tame fish that you can't even eat out of a glorified boating lake :confused1::laugh1:

 

Myself, I go sea fishing when time permits, off the coast in my little boat. :thumbup:

 

You've met both my brothers in law then? :laugh1:

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Seriously mate, we're boring over here when it comes to fish.

 

I mean, come on. You guys wrestle giant catfish out with your bare hands as the hook, then eat them at a giant party with copious amounts of redneck music and alcohol. :thumbup1::lol:

 

We Brits, on the the other hand, sit out all night in the pouring rain after paying £50 for a place at a lake with dozens of other saddos, where the fish are fed and half tame anyway! Then you can't do anything with the fish other than weigh it, take a photo and let it go! We then boast about it down the pub over a quiet pint as if it's some kind of Herculean achievement. To pay to use thousands of quids worth of gear and hours of time to pull a half tame fish that you can't even eat out of a glorified boating lake :confused1::laugh1:

 

Myself, I go sea fishing when time permits, off the coast in my little boat. :thumbup:

 

I fish from the back of a large boat that orange and blue. Always seem to catch fish.

 

Oh and for the record it's not fishing it's chart depth checking.. Very important job that. :thumbup1::lol::lol:

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See ya !

 

Look chaps, he's already signed up under a different name! :lol::lol:

 

 

If you're watching this on Dave, the above was his second ever post...

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Cheerio.

 

It may have a few repeats here and there but I love AT. I read it like a daily newspaper, in fact it's the only thing I read on a regular basis :D

 

Snap. I go though the days posts whilst waiting for the bath to fill.

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