solar panel madness!

[shillo]

Guess which tree i had to take down! I should be arrested!

 

A beautiful old Mulberry

 

I have had loads of similar requests from owners.

[Dan Earp]

Do they not know its the uv that the panels receive and to covert and not sunlight its self?

[Mull]

Absolute nonsense!

Cut down trees for pv panels

Green energy makes the rich richer and the poor poorer, as I'm sure you all know

[scotspine1]

In the near future there will be no trees in cities, only imitation trees with leaf-like solar cells that track the sun across the sky, these leaf sized panels will flutter in the breeze creating power via the wind. Inside the trunk and branches of these imitation trees will be government controlled micro drones that will fly out through imitation cavities and track your every move, if you step out of line they will eliminate you via a high powered lazer beam. People will all wear cone shaped solar hats that will power the microprocessor wired into our brains, this microprocessor can be activated by the government at any time to control what you buy in ASDA.

 

I heard all this from Tony Sorensen

 

So don't worry about the Mulberry tree.

[TreeswingerPerth]

These poxy panels are everywhere these days , I hate them !

TS

[difflock]

The very definition of unintended "irony"

We are so environmentally aware that we cleared that decrepit old Orchard to fit Solar Panels.

Well, we needed the electric for to charge the Leaf.

We would not dream of driving a fossil fuel engined vehicle, that would be terrible for the Environment.

As overheard at a Chelsea dinner party.

[Shane]

They should cut down all trees and replace them with some sort of chemical converter to release oxygen from the CO2 in the atmosphere.

 

We could then sit under the shade of these 'photosynthesising' machines.

 

All fruit production could be carried out in carefully controlled greenhouses with genetically modified (old fashioned) tree things.

 

Its the only way forward and it allows for the fact that the bees are dying.

No need to worry any more.

 

Then we can all re-train as solar panel/photosynthesiser surgeons.

 

I Love Trees

The birds are sweet, I love their song

But their tree cannot stay for long

The tree is not in the right place

It just has got too little space

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

Each day my car I have to clean

The birds they aim, they are so mean

Such effort oh it really grieves

In winter as I scoop up leaves

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

And that one there, if I can

Remove it and park my caravan

And that one there makes my house dark

My second car right there could park

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

It’s near my roof, yes that one there

Just take it down, we need fresh air

The guy next door, he’s such a swine

Lets all his branches grow over mine

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

The drive’s too narrow, getting out is hell

Lets have that one out as well

The last tree really makes me worry

It waves around in windy flurry

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

 

Don’t quote too much, Im not too wealthy

And all this worry made me unhealthy

They have to go and most sincere

I’ve done my bit for the atmosphere

Forgive me when its gone, oh please

Don’t get me wrong – I love trees

[Robbyrasta]

It's ok, you will soon get ground clearance jobs for new fracking wells,

[Woodworks]

Do they not know its the uv that the panels receive and to covert and not sunlight its self?

 

 

 

I am not condoning this but PV panels are disproportionately effected by shading so from the production point of view cutting the tree down will make a big improvement to output.

[Dan Earp]

Aye, but cud they not of placed it in front on the tree! Just silly