Philosophical one liners

[Gerbutt]

Ahem...

 

To do this correctly, one should always use alliteration....

 

For reference... I'm sweating like a

 

1) Priest in a playground

2) Nonce in a nursery

3 Gerbil in a gay bar

4) Geordie at a jobcentre

 

HTH

 

....like Hitler waiting for his gas bill....

[arbogrunt]

...like a blind german, homosexual in a bratwurst factory....

[s.varty]

5) blind lesbian in a fish shop!

 

Cruel , but very funny:laugh1:

[Trees-]

I do not know what weapons World War III will be fought with, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

[Ryan]

A white haired, elderly friend who was tired at the end of a hard day gathering spuds.

 

"When there's snow on the roof there's no heat in the house."

[Daniël Bos]

Education is important,

But big biceps are importanter!

[Brett]

where the devil cant go, he sends a woman.

[openspaceman]

 

On a similar vein - "Treat others as you would like to be treated"

 

 

"Do as you would be done by"

 

I've stuck with it but it's not often reciprocated

[Pat Ferrett]

Women are snakes with tits.

[Stubby]

Education is important,

But big biceps are importanter!

 

I'm not very cleaver but I can't half lift things ....