Funny lines that customers come out with!

[danroker1987]

They all come out with them! so lets here some !! i bet there are some corkers!!!

 

my favourite one and the most common has to be "hes like a monkey up there isnt he " lol:001_tt2:

[colwoodlandcare]

"I think we will leave the tree till its dropped its leaves as cutting it down will kill it"

[Lee Winger]

''I can't seem to find my chequebook''

[penfold]

do you need electricity?

[Scottie]

"I love trees, but....."

[Paul Cleaver]

old lady says "how much do I owe you" 150 please - so she gives me £1.50

[stoxs]

how does he stay up in that tree?

 

he has fantastic balance !!

[easy-lift guy]

How can I help.

easy-lift guy

[Mark Bolam]

That much?

[jose]

I suppose you want paying?

 

No wait u said funny things they say.

 

I changed my mind, can you put it back?

If 2 of us turn up for a job often get ' i thought there were 3 of you?' Spin off tree surgeon ( 3 surgeon) get it? personally never found it funny.

 

chuckle when they look at the 3.5 tones truck and chipper and say how you going to get it into the rear garden with only garage access?