Practical Jokes

[djbobbins]

Not normally a fan of practical jokes but I did hear of someone watering the carpet in a university bedroom when the occupant was away for the week, then spreading it liberally with cress seeds. Cue wavy green carpet... I guess it would work well in cars too.

[Gray git]

We had a lad that every night without fail would go for a no.2 while we unloaded the van often taking a newspaper with him,

1) drill small hole in top of toilet room roof

2) feed through some thin thred and tie the biggest toy spider to said string

3) bide your time till he is well settled with paper unfolded, listen for a little plop and cut the string.

4) spider falls onto open paper and heads strate for the family jewls

 

Works best if said lad was scared stiff of spiders anyway.

 

When a lad falls asleep with his head against the van window lower it from your side so he gets a face full of rain, best done at about 70mph.

 

Driving in town spot a nice looking lady reach over and hit the van horn then hide in the foot well so the only person she can see is the driver.

[Rich2484]

When someone falls asleep in van start swerving and screaming.

 

Wait for there reaction.

[Mortimer Firewood]

Recently, we moved a pile of firewood to make it look like some-one had been helping themselves.

Then stuck a wee handwritten sign (in French) saying Free wood help yourself.

When Didier the woodman saw this he went...#!*!#...no, worse than that even.

He marched around to my business partners place and tried to kill him! Seriously!

It took me hours to calm him and even today he still believes he was robbed.

Some people are just so...pants.

Didier even told me that if I had slept with his wife he wouldn't have batted an eyelid but touch his woodpile...

So I went with his wife...hhh!

Ty

Ty

 

His wife had low standards then.

[Gray git]

When someone falls asleep in van start swerving and screaming.

 

Wait for there reaction.

 

Best if they have got bedded down in the back seat and you hit the brakes hard so they end up on the floor and carnt see what is going on:001_rolleyes:

[Mark J]

 

 

Driving in town spot a nice looking lady reach over and hit the van horn then hide in the foot well so the only person she can see is the driver.

 

If you can't reach the horn, then a suitably profane loud shout does the trick too.

[Ty Korrigan]

His wife had low standards then.

I lied about the wife...

Ty

[Ty Korrigan]

When I was a student, I worked in the local village Co-op.

One day I caught a female shoplifter and although I couldn't detain her due to flailing dirty fingernails and flying spittle, I did get hold of her bag.

Inside, all sorts of horrible drug paraphernalia AND a prescription and bottle of 'Pubic lice and scabies treatment'

This, I opened up, tipped some away and left it in the female staff toilet where of course even the cleaner wouldn't touch it.

All week, speculation about who had lice and constant bitching amoung the ladies hhhh!

 

After that, I filled the ladies toilet cistern up with red food dye...

 

Happy days...

 

Flint

[Ty Korrigan]

Really, I think that the rule of a good practical joke should be one that can be undone without any lasting damage and one that you would tolerate yourself.

Ty

[elwapo]

ive always been a miserable sod when it comes to 'practical' jokes... my initial reaction tends to be punching the joker in the face... and then no-one laughs.

 

is it a wonder i mostly work on my own