Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Saw-sick Steve]

"face like a blind cobblers thumb" said of a particularly ugly bird.

[timtree81]

vagina like a clowns pocket...

 

wizards sleve

[alex_m]

(in reference to a girl who has been around the block a few times)

"it's like chucking a sausage down a hallway"

[Saw-sick Steve]

(in reference to a girl who has been around the block a few times)

"it's like chucking a sausage down a hallway"[/QUOT

 

"waving a pencil in the Albert Hall":biggrin:

[Gavin]

Everyone has got one they should share!

 

My current fave is good for summing up clients that think you are going hang about on a roap with a chainsaw in you hand (oop's hands) for nowt when you give them an estimate for the job:

 

'Had a face like a bulldog licking piss of a nettle'

 

 

 

your mums so hairy the only language she speaks is wooky

[nepia]

Originally Posted by A_lopa

vagina like a clowns pocket...

 

I wouldn't say she were ugly but if Moses had seen her there'd've been 11 Commandments.

 

(Thanks Les Dawson for that one)

[plippy]

if ya went out on the beer and woke up next to a fat bird, its called doing charity work

[Saw-sick Steve]

''Butter face'' , a girl with a fit body but not particularly attractive facially.

'' she had an amazing body, great legs and rack, but her face...''

[Rich Rule]

''Butter face'' , a girl with a fit body but not particularly attractive facially.

'' she had an amazing body, great legs and rack, but her face...''

 

BOBFOC

 

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

[minty]

Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch

 

Nice legs,shame about the face.

 

Hang all extremeists.

 

I will get the next round.