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On spotting a dodgy haircut

 

"Hair like that only grows on a c**t"

 

I can remember asking my Duty Warden at college "How do you get dandruff off a c**t?" then calmly walking over and brushing his shoulder. It went down about as well as you can imagine....

 

That is quality. will have to use that!:lol:

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A fella at college overheard us talking about another guy who'd decided that as he was going bald, a sensible and un-noticable hairstyle would be to grow a ponytail.

 

My standard phase was "Do you know what can be found under every ponytail?----An a**hole"

 

Our mate, Who is slightly slow would then repeat said comment but slightly f#*k it up and believe the punch line was "a pony's arse". It used to piss me off no end as he'd swear that his version "made more sense":mad1:

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