Jokes???

[Rich Rule]

The misses said to me "I bet you can't go one day without cracking a joke about my periods"

 

"You're on!" I said.

[oldwoodcutter]

Checked in at the honeymooners hotel were 3 couples,and towards the end of the evening Tom Dick and Harry happened to all be at the bar,away from their ladies for a moment.

They got chatting,and of course ended up talking about the impending activities,and with this in mind decided that the 3 couples would sit together over breakfast.

Next morning old Tom started off and dropped just 1 sugar cube in his tea and stirred it up,middle aged Dick meanwhile reached for the sugar bowl and dropped 3 lumps in his cuppa.

Young Harry then picked up the sugar spoon and glumly threw it straight in the pot of raspberry jam.

[Rich2484]

Checked in at the honeymooners hotel were 3 couples,and towards the end of the evening Tom Dick and Harry happened to all be at the bar,away from their ladies for a moment.

They got chatting,and of course ended up talking about the impending activities,and with this in mind decided that the 3 couples would sit together over breakfast.

Next morning old Tom started off and dropped just 1 sugar cube in his tea and stirred it up,middle aged Dick meanwhile reached for the sugar bowl and dropped 3 lumps in his cuppa.

Young Harry then picked up the sugar spoon and glumly threw it straight in the pot of raspberry jam.

 

:lol::lol:

 

I had to read that twice before it hit me.

[MATTMOSS]

I am quite proud of what Lance Armstrong has done!!..................................Last time I was on drugs i couldnt even find my bike.

[PeteB]

My wife suggested I get on of those penis enlargers, so I did..

 

Her names is Kathy and she is 21 years younger than me!

[hazzygawa]

Paddy, Niall and Liam are riding home from the pub on Paddy's motorbike when they're stopped by a traffic cop."This motorcycle is only licenced to carry two people," says the cop. "There's three of you, so someone'll have to get off and walk.""Three of us?" says Paddy, turning to Liam. "What the feck happened to Mick and Rory?"

[normandylumberjack]

What's the difference between a Giraffe and a JCB?

 

One has hydraulics, and the other has high b**ocks!

[Martyn Amos]

with all the bad weather we have had in the past few weeks,police are warning about 2 guys acting as workman clearing snow near schools,they go by the names jimmy shovel and gary gritter...

[Graham S]

Some **** wrote retard in the snow on my window , it took me ages to lick it off .

[PeteB]

* My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his classgive him a hand-job. I said, "Son, that's 3 schools this year!You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether!