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Just now, Steve Bullman said:

As promised 

or just do us all a favour please and remove the entire hassle and return the thread to jokes?

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9 minutes ago, manco said:

or just do us all a favour please and remove the entire hassle and return the thread to jokes?

You've tried to defend the indefensible, you will be telling the us next you are Andrews brief.

 

Fill ya boots, Steve.

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1 minute ago, eggsarascal said:

You've tried to defend the indefensible, you will be telling the us next you are Andrews brief.

 

Fill ya boots, Steve.

Oh I will 

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There was a young vampire called Mabel,

Whose periods were exceptionally stable,

By the light of the moon,

With the aid of a spoon,

She drunk herself under the table.

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34 minutes ago, Steve Bullman said:

Oh I will 

There was me thinking you were all fart and no poo 🤣

 

Worth it, I'll take my chances 😁

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5 hours ago, Mark Bolam said:

Cheers Tommy!

 

I was about to PM Alec to get him to explain the punchline!

I'm not sure whether I should admit that this was actually my 10yr old daughter's joke...

 

Alec

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