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Who da thunk it.  You need a good understanding of the English language to work out a simple mathematical joke.

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There’s a story there Ratman.

 

When the police caught him they asked how many bodies were buried in his garden.

’Ten’ he said.

They dug up twelve bodies.

 

When he was next interviewed they said,

‘Fred, not only are you a horrible murdering bastard, you’re also a liar.

There were twelve bodies.’

 

West replied,

’Well I’m a builder, it was only an estimate.’

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3 hours ago, manco said:

youre saying i dont have a right to not want to hear back from someone being abusive to me?

Nope, I'm saying keep your big mouth shut if you don't want grief back. Ya clown.

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6 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Nope, I'm saying keep your big mouth shut if you don't want grief back. Ya clown.

so youre saying im not allowed to voice my opinions without fear of oppression and abuse?

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3 minutes ago, manco said:

so youre saying im not allowed to voice my opinions without fear of oppression and abuse?

You are a bit thick ain't ya, voice what opinions you want, but don't get all shity when people give you grief for being a moron.

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49 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

You are a bit thick ain't ya, voice what opinions you want, but don't get all shity when people give you grief for being a moron.

really? so i have to sit here and take your abuse? because of what? because you say so?

because someone decided to turn a simple comment into a big political argument and then giving me abuse for saying i wasnt interested in a discussion on it?

so you decide to insult me and call me a moron for not wanting to listen to you abuse?

is that how you see the world? everyone bending to your opinion and punish all those who dont conform?

when are you starting work on the windmill?

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48 minutes ago, trigger_andy said:

 

 


Get a grip! 🤣

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seems to me that the oppressors dont like to be called out

sounds like anyone who speaks out against oppression is labelled a troublemaker by the pushy ones and becomes the target for their abuse?

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