Jokes???

[eggsarascal]

3 hours ago, manco said:

 

and how does having a party affect his ability to solve budget issues or generally run the country?

i dont wanna turn this into a massive political debate. mass debate in your own time.

so hes a liar, so what? theyre all liars.

 

You had a drink at a business meeting earlier? 

[manco]

24 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

You had a drink at a business meeting earlier? 

i drink at all my business meetings, what else are they for?

[htb]

3 minutes ago, manco said:

i drink at all my business meetings, what else are they for?

Sole trader?, lone drinker......

[manco]

1 hour ago, Rich Rule said:

If you think that was an attack, are you serious?  Please read it again.

 

The post obviously went over your head.

 

My point was just because someone else is doing it then it doesn't make it right for you to do it.  In reference to you saying that Boris's misdemeanours were nothing in comparison to Burlesconi and Putin.

 

I am not the one using a so called clever term calling others 'wankers' or was that a disguised attack?

nah i dont see anything light hearted in your messages i just see angrier rants in response to me calling you out for an angry rant.

and its not a disguised attack just generally smutty puns. but if the shoe fits.

[manco]

2 minutes ago, htb said:

Sole trader?, lone drinker......

nah i work with trees not shoes. i drink with my mate, hes in finance, the loan arranger.

[Rich Rule]

1 minute ago, manco said:

nah i dont see anything light hearted in your messages i just see angrier rants in response to me calling you out for an angry rant.

and its not a disguised attack just generally smutty puns. but if the shoe fits.

I do believe you have really missed the point.  

 

I am not angry at all mate, perplexed maybe, but not angry.  I try not to get too worked up over anonymous people over the internet.  

 

I might have a different reaction with your posts if we were in the pub, but then again stuff said tongue in cheek often comes over differently in text.

 

I think you are just a bit of a wind up merchant tbh.

 

On that note, we should get back to the jokes.  

 

 

[Peasgood]

What is brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stick.

That is my second favourite joke but the best one for this site.

[nepia]

Good man; my kind of joke.

 

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the one person who doesn't know - a stick

[manco]

16 minutes ago, Peasgood said:

What is brown and sticky?

 

 

 

 

 

 

A stick.

That is my second favourite joke but the best one for this site.

marmite

[agg221]

Why is 10+ 10 the same as 11+11?

 

Alec