Jokes???

[Ratman]

[Mark J]

[echoechoecho]

[Rac man]

OK

 

 

 

Edited August 24, 2021 by Rac man
To soon

[roboted]

2 hours ago, Rac man said:

About as funny as seeing people jump from the two towers. I take it you remember that ?

[topchippyles]

2 minutes ago, roboted said:

About as funny as seeing people jump from the two towers. I take it you remember that ?

Pathetic comes to mind (Not you) 

Edited August 24, 2021 by topchippyles

[scbk]

A Taliban fighter, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties.

 

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

 

The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."

 

The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

 

"OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah."

 

Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

 

 

Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped:

 

"They won't let me in without a f**king tie!”

Edited August 24, 2021 by scbk

[nepia]

[Mark J]

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Edited August 26, 2021 by Mark J

[Big J]

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

 

Sally has no arms.

 

 

Knock knock

 

Who's there?

 

Well it's not Sally