Jokes???

[Ratman]

[Treerover]

That took me a while. My involuntary eye movements always go to the nipples. Normal physiological response apparently

That is just brilliant [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]?

[djbobbins]

Little Johnny is out for the day with his grandad and after a few hours, nature calls. They head to the gents and whilst standing by the urinal, little Johnny points at his cock and pipes up:

 

“Grandad, my Daddy has two of these!”

 

Grandad is a bit surprised and tells Johnny that “you must be wrong, no-one has got two willies.”

 

But little Johnny knows better and is not to be convinced:

 

“No grandad, Daddy has definitely got two. A little wrinkly one like mine and yours for doing a wee-wee with. And a big purple one for cleaning the au pair’s teeth!”

 

[Husqvarna King]

[Yournamehere]

Taxi

[eggsarascal]

29 minutes ago, Yournamehere said:

Taxi

Bolam and I had a night quite similar.

Edited February 3, 2019 by eggsarascal

[Yournamehere]

7 minutes ago, eggsarascal said:

Bolam and I had a night quite similar.

Though we've all been there; few of us could recount it quite so poetically.

[timbernut]

[htb]

Looks more like copralite

[eggsarascal]

The thought of some scaly putting the sign on right there made me smile.